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he wants you freaky style

Nae while he's got a wee fancy fer tha' red bastart, he dinnae. Can a man nae turn his heid wit' oot someone soundin the alarm on thes' blasted place?

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Seen a face like thes' a time or two, a right braw lad even if he is a bit o' a bawbag a time or two!

if you please do cutie patootie flustered solly I’ll litterally behead myself for you 🙏

I hope the cutie-patootie levels are sufficient enough.

This one got away from me a bit, but, y'know. You kissed him, he's a bit flustered, but also very touched. Love wins!

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Bloody hell, I'm on me way...I need tae get me mind off o' thes' damned place!

Anyone want to have a tea party with me???👀🥺👀👀🥺

(From my team)

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What's thes wee demoman "community" I come across aboot lads?

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Raheh

I WANT TO ANNOY YOU CAN I?🥺🥺

I suppose, but only fer a wee bit!

[the-tartan-spartan]

Frank told me that you deserve nothing but love, and care. You deserve a stable financial situation and a loving emotional connection. He also told me that execution is necessary, you should be given Tell you're wife I did a backflip!

I'ddont belibe tha but iall tell me oldd lady snyway

[the-tartan-spartan]

AAAAAAALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTS! PLACE YOUR BETS!

IN ONE CORNER WE HAVE THE GREAT SCOTTISH CYCLOPS, CAMERON!!! KNOWN FOR HIS EXPLOSIVE WORK!!

IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE THE MOST PATRIOTIC MERC THIS SIDE OF TUMBLR, FRANKLIN!!! KNOWN FOR HIS TRAITOROUS ACTIVITY WITH THE RED DEMOMAN!!

PLACE! YOUR! BETS!

I drnak a bti too muchbbefo the figh

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We'll settle thes like men then, instead o' wee lads.

Driving in my car

Right after I drank

Hey that bump is shaped just like Frank

DUI?

How about you die?

I'll go a hundred miles an hour

Little do you know

I filled up on gas

Ima get your traitorous ass

Pulverize this fuck

With my bergentruck

It seems you're outta luck

TRUCK!!!!

This shouldnae be as funny as it is, don't tell him I said tha'.

[the-tartan-spartan]

I WANT TO ANNOY YOU CAN I?🥺🥺

I suppose, but only fer a wee bit!

[the-tartan-spartan]

Driving in my car

Right after I drank

Hey that bump is shaped just like Frank

DUI?

How about you die?

I'll go a hundred miles an hour

Little do you know

I filled up on gas

Ima get your traitorous ass

Pulverize this fuck

With my bergentruck

It seems you're outta luck

TRUCK!!!!

This shouldnae be as funny as it is, don't tell him I said tha'.

[the-tartan-spartan]

yoohoo, old man, you alive?

Aye, keep losin' thes' blasted device! Hard tae keep up wit' ye lot.

[the-tartan-spartan]

Driving in my car

Right after a beer

Hey that bump is shaped like a demoman

DUI?

How about you die

I'll go a hundred miles

In an hour

Little did you know

I filled up on gas

I'ma get your alcohol drinking ass

Pulverized this scot

With my bergentruck

It's seems your outta luck...

TRUCK

I wish ye could hear the sigh.

[the-tartan-spartan]

do you think anyone is proud of you anymore? Or did you turn into someone you would've hated as a kid? Is this really where you wanted to end up?

I'm too sober fer ye tae get an answer oot o' me fer thes.

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Cheers, mate!

Can ya pour me one out? 👁️

Aye..an' I'll drink it for ye too!

[the-tartan-spartan]

has a battle ever gone on so long you passed out from getting too drunk?

Ye ever try tae sneak a drink in fore ye heid on intae battle only fer the wine tae be spillin' oot the front o' yer throat? Nae a fun one, I'll tell ye.

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is he talking about you

That's..no' a funny joke. @builders-league-patriot

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Can ya pour me one out? 👁️

Aye..an' I'll drink it for ye too!