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late ass response because im never on this bitch of a site but in s1 invisible brad steals ray’s shirt and despite having a seemingly perfectly male chest, he covers it instinctively and tells the kids not to look (case of being used to a fem chest, implying he had some kind of top surgery

theres a lot of instances throughout the show of ray overreacting to any implications of like. anything remotely feminine involving him. and the prank ep? a wedding dress wouldn’t fit a cis man that well.

lots of people hc that ray is trans right? i love it. im just wondering if theres instances in the show that prompted people to hc that or if ppl just hc it because they like it. either way im here for trans!ray

Okay, listen. I know there are specific instances that prompt that HC but unfortunately the meds I’m on make my brain cloudy so I can’t think of any off the top of my head.

The only instance I can think of is that scene in whistlin Susie where they’re in the truck and Henry says it’s old or something and Ray goes on a rant about how the truck is a boy.

I’m going to put this ask in the tag though so people can add on more instances if they have any!

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my boyfrond

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My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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Good ghostly kids!

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I’ve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as “let’s raid Area 51 on September 20th” because some loon is gonna do it and they’re either gonna get shot or disappeared and ain’t nobody gonna be joking about it any more

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COME TO ME. But really, come through.

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Titan Lugia

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rating the pokemon professors

professor oak:

the OG. pioneered pokemon research and started a legendary journey for many. mere prescence sparks feelings of childhood nostalgia and overall happiness. 11/10

Professor elm:

nobody remembers him. probably an incel. still has a certain likability despite clear incellish intentions. 3/10

professor birch:

that’s just jontron. still a bear tho 5/10

professor rowan:

intimidating appearance, but friendly. just wants you to be happy and sucessful. 7/10

professor juniper:

invented women in STEM. your cool aunt that has a really nice instagram and finds out about fun trendy cafes before you do. and will gladly take you to them if you asked. 9/10

professor sycamore:

the spitting image of my sophomore year biology teacher who was like the father i never had. the association makes me partial to this professor. also looks nice and has an interesting arc or whatever. 10/10

professor kukui:

everything i wish i was. a chill dude who definitely wants to be your friend. him and burnet are the only straight people i respect. double life adds zest. if his gen came much much earlier he would be a vaporwave icon. 11/10.

professor magnolia:

looks stern, but has a friendly aura. would bake cookies with you. not much known yet so unfortunately i cannot rate that highly. 8/10

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Time for a SWSH appreciation post because all the negativity in the fandom lately just makes me sad.

Yes, the fact that there won’t be a National Dex and Mega Evolutions in these games is disappointing. Yes, the trees in BOTW look better. And yes, they’re re-using Pokémon models and attack animations from the 3DS games.

But do these games really look THAT bad? As a person who tries to remain positive at all times, i’d like to remind you all that SWSH have:

- Adorable starters who will all do their absolute best for you no matter what

- Many other great-looking new Pokémon (Wooloo is especially amazing)

- Cool, cute and interesting new characters

- Big towns and cities for us to explore

- A communication system that’s similar to the PSS from XY and ORAS

- THIS.

HOW DID THEY EVEN COME UP WITH THIS. IT LOOKS SO SILLY YET AWESOME AND I CAN’T WAIT TO TRY IT MYSELF

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Tell us lie, Mr. Howard

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You, stupid, would stick pp in professor sycamore: ahahahahah sycamore looks like anime sherlock 

Me, smart, never wanted to put my pp there:

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oh yeah that’s right lusamine! i’d imagine she’d just occasionally get various pokemon status effects like paralysis, burn, frozen, etc inflicted onto her, like giovanni’s curse minus the moves. it goes off at random much like guzma’s. 

ok but edgy pokemon au where after the villainous team gets defeated, arceus or something punishes them by mutating them into monstrous versions of themselves. 

giovanni was the luckiest, due to his gym leader status he still remained mostly normal, but he can feel the pain of all the pokemon around him. he can feel his skin being singed off his body with no heat in sight, drowning in bone-dry land, his body ripped apart and look down to see himself perfectly intact. of course, the pokemon aren’t having nearly as painful experiences. the moves are as if they were used on giovanni himself. even seeing a battle on tv makes him sick to his stomach. but he has a gym to run, regardless of the status. no one must know that all he can feel is pain.

Maxie, however, wished arceus was as merciful with him. maxie can’t feel anything but scorching heat anymore. hot lava flows through his veins, slowly roasting him from the inside out, only kept alive due to his tendency to vomit excessive amounts of magma, the stuff drips out of his every orfice. he can’t get too close to any kind of liquid, as he could turn to stone until the lava inside of him heats up his skin, starting the process all over again. you can tell how many times he tried, the thin sheets of rock from previous attempts at finally ending his suffering remain on his skin; a monument to failure.

Archie’s body is barely held together, his body is more liquid than solid. any kind of heat is fatal to him, as he could evaporate easily. being too cold is just as bad, should he freeze. much like Maxie, liquid is much avoided since he could liquefy with it. the two leaders exchange glances from safe distances, silently asking each other how everything could’ve gone so horribly wrong. 

Cyrus got what he wanted, he is the god of his own universe. he has burns on his skin from the heat of the stars illuminating the universe inside of him. supernovas within his universe have torn off limbs of his, another one growing in it’s place. he glows faintly, and you can see black holes in his eyes destroying everything in their path. every now and then Cyrus is ripped apart atom by atom and rebuilt again, just like he tried to do to the universe around him.

Ghetsis suddenly takes on the form of wild pokemon at random, enduring everything from starvation to accidentally becoming a punching bag for bigger, stronger pokemon. just when he may find some semblance of comfort or happiness in his pokemon form, he disappears and finds himself in that castle in his human form. alone and unloved.

Lysandre is barely recognizable. rubble is embedded in what’s left of his skin, his bones have cracks that sometimes make them break all over again. his voice has been reduced to an inhuman, hellish roar. he tried to seek out his old friends, and tried and tried to show them it was him, but was only met with screams and attacks. realizing he had become everything he hated, he went to the kalosian catacombs and wanders the halls, wailing to whatever deity is out there to put him out of his misery. local legend tells of a nightmarish screech below lumiose city said to bring bad luck to those who hear it.

Arceus knew guzma posed no threat and thus only gave him a small but persistent curse. whenever the mood struck, guzma would be hallucinate wildly. psychadelic delusions of becoming an island champion dissolved into bright neon colors that re-materialized into fun-filled beach days that dissolved into nothingness, leaving him with nothing but crushing guilt. when he decided to try and redeem himself, the hallucinations became positive messages of encouragement and persistence. now, the alienating highs are few and far between.

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ok but edgy pokemon au where after the villainous team gets defeated, arceus or something punishes them by mutating them into monstrous versions of themselves. 

giovanni was the luckiest, due to his gym leader status he still remained mostly normal, but he can feel the pain of all the pokemon around him. he can feel his skin being singed off his body with no heat in sight, drowning in bone-dry land, his body ripped apart and look down to see himself perfectly intact. of course, the pokemon aren’t having nearly as painful experiences. the moves are as if they were used on giovanni himself. even seeing a battle on tv makes him sick to his stomach. but he has a gym to run, regardless of the status. no one must know that all he can feel is pain.

Maxie, however, wished arceus was as merciful with him. maxie can’t feel anything but scorching heat anymore. hot lava flows through his veins, slowly roasting him from the inside out, only kept alive due to his tendency to vomit excessive amounts of magma, the stuff drips out of his every orfice. he can’t get too close to any kind of liquid, as he could turn to stone until the lava inside of him heats up his skin, starting the process all over again. you can tell how many times he tried, the thin sheets of rock from previous attempts at finally ending his suffering remain on his skin; a monument to failure.

Archie’s body is barely held together, his body is more liquid than solid. any kind of heat is fatal to him, as he could evaporate easily. being too cold is just as bad, should he freeze. much like Maxie, liquid is much avoided since he could liquefy with it. the two leaders exchange glances from safe distances, silently asking each other how everything could’ve gone so horribly wrong. 

Cyrus got what he wanted, he is the god of his own universe. he has burns on his skin from the heat of the stars illuminating the universe inside of him. supernovas within his universe have torn off limbs of his, another one growing in it’s place. he glows faintly, and you can see black holes in his eyes destroying everything in their path. every now and then Cyrus is ripped apart atom by atom and rebuilt again, just like he tried to do to the universe around him.

Ghetsis suddenly takes on the form of wild pokemon at random, enduring everything from starvation to accidentally becoming a punching bag for bigger, stronger pokemon. just when he may find some semblance of comfort or happiness in his pokemon form, he disappears and finds himself in that castle in his human form. alone and unloved.

Lysandre is barely recognizable. rubble is embedded in what’s left of his skin, his bones have cracks that sometimes make them break all over again. his voice has been reduced to an inhuman, hellish roar. he tried to seek out his old friends, and tried and tried to show them it was him, but was only met with screams and attacks. realizing he had become everything he hated, he went to the kalosian catacombs and wanders the halls, wailing to whatever deity is out there to put him out of his misery. local legend tells of a nightmarish screech below lumiose city said to bring bad luck to those who hear it.

Arceus knew guzma posed no threat and thus only gave him a small but persistent curse. whenever the mood struck, guzma would be hallucinate wildly. psychadelic delusions of becoming an island champion dissolved into bright neon colors that re-materialized into fun-filled beach days that dissolved into nothingness, leaving him with nothing but crushing guilt. when he decided to try and redeem himself, the hallucinations became positive messages of encouragement and persistence. now, the alienating highs are few and far between.

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if you call a cis person’s gender their gender and a trans person’s gender their gender identity i’m gonna kill you sorry