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[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

@tennis-player-wilson Look!!! Look I have a ball!! Look!!

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

OOO! Good ball!!!

(Gently and safely)

I heard there was a dog somewhere? Other tennis balls told me to beware, but I love dogs!! I was originally a dog toy, actually, I've never been used for any sports or anything. Anyway, if anyone sees any puppies, feel free to toss me for fetch!

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

I am The Family dog, i know there are tennis balls in this house, I can smell them.

Lurking around corners, hiding atop shelves. I will find them.

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

Yes! Yes! I am the best boy!

@the-tennis-ball-hunter

HELLO! Hi! Are you a dog? I am in need of some dog hair (a Wizard as sent me on a Quest) and the first ingredient is DOG HAIR. Do you have some to spare?

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

The tennis balls come to me for things now? Hmm. Maybe.

There is a brush on a shelf somewhere, if you can roll to it, it has all the hair I’ve ever shed stored in its bristles.

Now tell me I am a good boy and I will not eat you.

@the-tennis-ball-hunter

HELLO! Hi! Are you a dog? I am in need of some dog hair (a Wizard as sent me on a Quest) and the first ingredient is DOG HAIR. Do you have some to spare?

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

Stay back…to be a good boy?

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

Good boy??! Good boy!!!

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

Good boy???

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

Im…a good boy?

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

do not think you are forever safe. I will be back.

Once I’m sure I’m a good boy

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

AGHHHH NOO

No I’m not bad I’m not bad

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

NEW BALL!! BARK BARK

Hi is this where the tennis ball meetup is

indeed it is. welcome home, child.

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

I will not fall for your dirty tricks. You may be a witch but you are still a tennis ball, and you are a good chew toy all the same

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

New ball!!! @paranormalinvestigatortennisball WOOF WOOF

Another!!! @existensial-tennisball

Yet another!!! @zoominballs

And something else, too!! @tennis-racquet-thing

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

There are tennis balls I know of, but I am always looking. Today they hide, tomorrow they are my toy.

I am sniffing for you.

@i-want-tennis-ball

@pink-tennis-ball

@old-tennis-ball

@biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongatedtennisball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@witch-tennis-ball

@a-tennisball

@another-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@tennis-ball-launcher

@an-obvious-tennis-ball

@sexy-tennis-ball

@late-tennis-ball

There are allies within this house, I smell them, too.

@black-lab

[the-tennis-ball-hunter]

I am The Family dog, i know there are tennis balls in this house, I can smell them.

Lurking around corners, hiding atop shelves. I will find them.