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I like making fun of Boeing as much as anyone but this just sounds like how planes work

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some art I made and forgot to post

Obe I remade a sixnine art the other one is just who I ship

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Can someone explain to me why prehistoric animals all had tusks?

Giant prehistoric salmon had tusk-like teeth, just like a warthog’s

The largest salmon species ever discovered, Oncorhynchus rastrosus may have used its distinctive, tusk-like teeth to compete with rivals, defend against predators and dig nests.

https://www.livescience.com/animals/extinct-species/giant-prehistoric-salmon-had-tusk-like-teeth-just-like-a-warthogs

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fresh new guys :-))

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Please don’t get a mastectomy. You are clearly not making a sound mental decision. Genuinely do not have an elective amputation that is entirely unnecessary. Do not permanently remove a functioning healthy body part because you hate your body. Your feelings may change one day but you can never have your body parts back again

not only am i going to get my tits cut off, i’m going to enjoy it the entire time. i’m going to get off on it. and after i’ve enjoyed the intentional, erotic dissection of my flesh, i’m gonna go to the beach. and i’m gonna take my shirt off to show off the scars where they cut into me, and i’ll laugh so fucking hard. and when i laugh, stranger, it’s gonna be at you.

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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I love how nugget gives the mango a polite little taste

Figuring out Nuggets favorite fruit! 🥰

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Getting rocks thrown at you in 5th grade is character development

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I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.

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dis feews especiawwy iwonic UwU

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

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Just discovered one of the most objectively funny Tumblr accounts

Sadly due to the oath I can’t agree but I respect the hustle

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Greg House Big Naturals…

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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Why does serizawa call you baby girl

maggots, whalegina time.