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you are not a “loser lesbian” you are just 21 and single

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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Crusader Kings dev diary: You asked for them, and here they are: Mechanics to distinguish the dynastic and political structure of the early medieval HRE from that of the late medieval HRE! This free update will also include enhanced trade mechanics, a greater focus on dueling, and the new "Murder Fuck" scheme, which lets you simultaneously kill a rival while impregnating his or her wife.

Hearts of Iron dev diary: Okay we just got back from the dartboard room. The next update will focus on... Indonesia! Get ready for sixteen new types of gun, five new types of tank, and three focus trees - two of which actually work most of the time!

Victoria 3 dev diary: But what must be understood is that the worker is not only bound by wage labor and state violence, but by their understanding of the world around them. History, tradition, religion and philosophy, art, and a thousand other things - these shape the way that every human being moves through the world. In turn, these ideas and institutions are shaped by class struggle, creating a feedback loop that may either undermine or reinforce the status quo. As Debord said in his seminal work Society of the Spectacle,

Europa Universalis dev diary: Please for the love of god buy our game and all the DLC. We put POPs in it this time. You like POPs, right? We'll do anything. Fuck. I need this so bad, man.

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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”

tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:

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the chocolate guy is as impressive as a glass of water to me. like that stuff doesnt even taste good as i understand it. hes just building. hes just doing building and crafts. i truly believe that the chocolate aspect becomes superfluous once the product doesnt even taste delicious. like if its not meant to be eaten you could just be using normal materials. and i mean i Get it like im not saying he should stop or people should stop enjoying his stuff but me personally i dont find it impressive or interesting beyond the base creation, and mesnwhile everyone else is freaking out like hes doung witchcraft or something. its paste. hes dealing in paste and cardboard. you could make a childrens fort out of glue and paper and it would taste just as good, which is to say i dont have the time to care about what its made of any more than what form it takes at the end, and yes it is cool sometimes, but, i dont know, i think i deserve to be a little bit cynical about popular stuff for my own enrichment sometimes. and thats what we're doing here. yay🙌

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Absolutely incredible thumbnail

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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Jegbert with an outfit of mine that I really liked this week

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finally the season. to post this image

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A reminder

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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It's cuteness.

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I am transgender robot woman

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sometimes I catch myself in a reflection and I remember that sometimes I really am pretty and I do look like a girl and all things are going to be alright

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woohoo woohoo

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i read this fic a while ago where callie and caliborn run a combination pizza hut and taco bell, i thought it was funny. although admittedly there is more caliborn than calliope unfortunately

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23468692

I like this idea 😼😼😼

I WILL BE READING THIS!!! And I will enjoy it!!