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Did someone forget the pw for this account? 🥀

((inactivity 🥀🥀 apologies to anyone who's sent asks i have no tumblr time unfortunately 🥀🥀

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Wait wait, so Bucky, if you shot JFK (as the winter soldier, we don’t blame you)…why did Magneto end up under the Pentagon for shooting him?? Smh

Side note: Walker? You’re growing on me….

Magneto's easy to point fingers at, I suppose. Plus, lots of people were framed for that assassination, so it makes sense.

Glad to hear it??

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"Ah. We will... take that into consideration. Do you just do... normal wolf stuff, and talk? That's it?"

OPEN THUNDERBOLTS* RP

*Yelena sighs, sitting in front of the camera. She is very obviously reading from a script.* "Hello, vigilantes and... other enhanced individuals. I am Yelena Belova of the New Avengers. We are... currently interested in a hyper- err... hypothetical addition of the team. Please reach out if you are at all interested... This will be conducted interview-style. And, uhhh...."

*Bucky speaks up from behind the camera,* "Serious applicants only." "That's not going to happen. Just... show us what you are made of."

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Toni have you ever listened to the song Rät by Penelope Scott?? I feel like it matches your vibe, idk

I have not. I will. Thank you for the music recommendation.

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Mr Bucky is it true you shot JFK?

Unfortunately, yes. Not my proudest moment, I'll tell you that. But, hell, it wasn't MY fault, so it is what it is.

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Toni do you still forget that you befriended John and just attack him from time to time?

I do not wish to attack teammates. I know that when someone is in the tower it is them. I do not harm them. Even if I forget they are there.

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you guys r my reason for living rn ngl like um stuff happened and now nothing matters but i think abt yall and i feel less garbage so thanks for being cool and existing please dont die any of you i will cry the biggest wettest ugliest cry in the history of the universe um yeah hugs all of you (john all you get is a singular pat on the shoulder i hate you less but you still make me uncomfortable so yeah.) But yeah guys stay epic awesome cool sauce

The New Avengers love our adoring fans. We love you and do not plan on dying any time soon ok?? I hope you do the same. Stay alive and stay safe because you are great human being.

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Hey Alexei, can I have a dad hug or are those only for Yelena?

thegtred goaurdian dad hgu is fro EVERYONE!1!!!!!!11 Uou can haeebe one because oyu ask so nicely. You ge t one.

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my door is pretty rusted rn. thats weird

Oh. I see. Do you think you're funny? Is that something to joke about now?

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hey bucky. have u heard of the kpop group seventeen. yeah. seventeen. nice. real nice.

Seventeen? No, I can't say I have....

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Bob. Bob you do not UNDERSTAND the cuteness aggression that is unlocked in my neurospicy brain every time I look at you.

asdfghjkl semd help

Oh my.... That really does seem to be the general consensus, huh? Cuteness aggression....

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John did you have a crush on Steve growing up?

Steve... Rogers? No, no I did not. He was an idol of mine, though. A true patriot, saving lives and whatnot. Big inspiration. Kinda why I joined the army and did all that I did.

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Don’t listen to that other guy, everyone deserves a chance to make up for the bad things they’ve done, so long as they’re trying to be better, even John. Besides, the taco shield is iconic.

Thank God there are some people willing to understand. Walker's not a bad guy, he's a guy that made bad choices. But he is taking a genuine step towards making good choices. That's all we really ask.

I appreciate the support. And, yes, the taco shield is... something.

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happy pride month you gaysters. or. whoever is a gayster. enjoy!

This is directed to Bucky

Stop that.

Yes happy pride month to all who celebrate, Ava loves you

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A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p.

the anstes are lerrning the alpahbet. bery nciee. .

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You can stop now!!!!

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OPEN THUNDERBOLTS* RP

*Yelena sighs, sitting in front of the camera. She is very obviously reading from a script.* "Hello, vigilantes and... other enhanced individuals. I am Yelena Belova of the New Avengers. We are... currently interested in a hyper- err... hypothetical addition of the team. Please reach out if you are at all interested... This will be conducted interview-style. And, uhhh...."

*Bucky speaks up from behind the camera,* "Serious applicants only." "That's not going to happen. Just... show us what you are made of."

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dont worry ava *ribbit* we'll eat the ants for you

-the frogs🐸

I am not a bloody Disney princess, WHAT is going on?!