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Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

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my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him

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Wrong. Homelessness is capitalism working exactly as designed; to call it a "flaw" in the system is a misconception at best. Capitalism is a "win more" system which penalizes those who "lose" for whatever reason (not born into wealth, etc.) by making it harder and harder to keep up and rewards victory by providing tools to widen your lead over the rest of your fellow humans. It's the opposite of the blue shell in Mario Kart.

remember kids, homelessness is the direct result of flaws in the capitalist system 👍 it is not the result of laziness, addiction, or even misfortune. it is a state of being only possible when profit becomes more important than humanity 👍 homelessness is manufactured as a threat, or a promise of what will happen if you don't give your labor to the ruling class 👍 we can disarm this threat by removing its power to cause fear and by being kind to the homeless 👍

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"I'm an ally but my partner thinks" you're not actually an ally. Shut the fuck up, disrespectfully.

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What do you call a trans girl who got her egg cracked by Expedition 33?

Omelette du Gommage

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posting this in light of Recent Events

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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Solid 3.5/5 for me. I enjoyed it a lot; the vibes reminded me of Novik's Deadly Education in the best way and the prose was pretty good. Would read again and would recommend for dark academia fans; tws for body horror, gore, and sexual assault.

This is not a paid promo, I just finished the book yesterday and quite liked it.

“What did you do?” said Adam. And I smiled.

Record scratch—you may be wondering how Alessa and Adam ended up in this situation, taking out a fellow student to fulfill a prophecy. Well, this is just a typical week at the Hellebore Technical Institute for the Ambitiously Gifted. They’re just trying to function as monsters, not people people, not monsters!

This post is an ad for The Library at Hellebore by Cassandra Khaw. WHAT IT’S ABOUT

Rich, gruesome, and deeply dark academia, The Library at Hellebore is for those hungry for something more diabolical. 

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For the last time meemaw, it's called Finding NEMO and it's a goddamn cinematic masterpiece

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

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WHALE SHARK KITTY

gatsbygalaxykitty

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

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It came to me in a dream

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Honestly as soon as someone says something like that we should be allowed to hunt them for sport. What the actual fuck

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Call me a cheetah the way I'm too anxious to fuck OR make friends

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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Rosetta Stone posting in the year of our Lord 2025

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.