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me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself

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if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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i’ve had this saved in my drafts since july

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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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when he texts first <3

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How does he do it

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when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).

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