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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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Bronze-winged Jacana (Metopidius indicus), father with chicks, family Jacanidae, order Charadriiformes, Malaysia

Fathers incubate eggs and car for chicks.

Photograph by A.R. Samim Shaikh

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What the flock?! such smart names!

Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!

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skittles update is i got her a hat

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You gotta feel for the guy that made his egg college style (in the microwave) and posted it on fb but didn’t realize you could see the reflection of his sausage and beans. If that happened to me I would simply pass away. I could take a picture of the sky and triple check it just to make sure my tits aren’t somehow in the shot before I post it online. It is a real fear. The guys follow up remains one of my all time favorites though.

Like I am so sorry that happened to him but he truly could not have addressed it in a funnier way

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teraleak - pokemon hgss art

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Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

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phantoms are dragons to me also

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yngya, beloved creature

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It's kinda hard to "attribute to ignorance rather than malice" when that ignorance is the product of centuries of malice.

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kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

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040 . Splat

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the thing to understand about my blog is that i am hitting you wityh my paws

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It wimdy

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Quetzalcoatlus northropi of the late Cretaceous Period. With a wingspan comparable to a Cessna 172 aircraft, at about 11 meters and possibly the largest-ever flying animal.

Art by D.W. Miller