the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

"Y'ello! heard your a Bill with a business, could I interest you in the business of burning gnomes homes to the ground with the use of dark magic?" :3

« Ohohoho? Another me? Wanting to burn down gnomes? ABSOLUTELY! » he says, giggling as if he were insane once more.. because he still is suckers.

[the-triangle-witch]

"great! the important thing is to make sure everything is burned beyond repair so they can't pop back up" *he is sick of the gnomes stealing from his garden- time for arson.*

"Y'ello! heard your a Bill with a business, could I interest you in the business of burning gnomes homes to the ground with the use of dark magic?" :3

« Ohohoho? Another me? Wanting to burn down gnomes? ABSOLUTELY! » he says, giggling as if he were insane once more.. because he still is suckers.

[the-triangle-witch]

"haha! should have known, you're such an adorable nerd :D what did ya have to do to obtain the interdimensional dice?"

"Y'ello~ Fordsy~! I've always wondered, during your portal time you moved through all kinds of places and got a bit of a rap sheet~ Soooo Mr. Bad Boy~ of all your interdimensional crimes which would you say was the most worth it? which law breaking adventure made you glad you stuck it to the man?" :D

"The crime that was most worth it? I'd have to say when I gained my interdimensional dice!"

[the-triangle-witch]

"aw shucks~ aren't you a charmer! If you ever want a personal magic show I'd be happy to oblige~ but I gotta say it's unusual to see a Fordsy staying in a place like this" *Bill's one big eye casually glancing around the shabby room, his triangle head doing a slow, unnatural, 360 rotation* "heehee, normally I'd see other versions of you either in Gravity Falls or dimension hopping. What kinda research you doin' to bring ya to a place like this?"

*slides up to Ford* "sooo~ you say Stanley is gay, but what about you handsome?"

[Ford screams. He falls off a bed. The room they are in is a cheap hotel one.]

[Ford scrambles over to the door. He slams it shut just before it can be swung open]

Sixer what was that?? Open the door! Are you okay?

I'm fine, Lee! Just a nightmare!

At 8? You fell asleep at 8? I knew you were skimping out on it again!!

I have important things to do other than sleep!

Get some rest or I'll make you!

Okay! Okay I will! Night

Night.

[Footsteps can be heard stomping off. Ford relaxs. He laughs softly, returning to Bill's side]

I'm sorry! This is... you're real, yes? How can this be? Please tell me I have yet to lose my mind!

[the-triangle-witch]

"... that's a yes" :3

"fun place ya got here Fordsy! You up to anything freaky in this institute?" ✨

That is simply none of your business.

[the-triangle-witch]

". . . yes :3 and in Gravity Falls the town celebrates halloween twice a year, once in the fall and again in summer! would you like some summerween watermelon?"

"Is it Halloween already? You know that's the devils holiday, right?" Shermie pulls out some peppermints from his pocket and hands them over "here you go dearie that's a very nice costume"

@the3rdpinesbrother

[the-triangle-witch]

"Is it Halloween already? You know that's the devils holiday, right?" Shermie pulls out some peppermints from his pocket and hands them over "here you go dearie that's a very nice costume"

@the3rdpinesbrother

[the-triangle-witch]

"haha! gonna be honest even I don't remember what number my universes dimension is! so what brings you portal hoppin' to my humble neck of the woods? also, are you single?"

-A portal appears, it was a Stanford from another universe..-

<> " er.. who are you? "

"uh- names Bill Cipher. Most people call me the Witch of the Woods but you can call me whatever ya want, Big Guy"

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill chuckles and floats down so his feet are on the floor.* "hehe~ yeah I suppose 'broke in' isn't the correct term, but I still let myself in univieted and for that I apologize" *does a fancy bow* "and I would love some tea~! I have the perfect snack to go with it!" *conjures buttermilk scones out of thin air*

*slides up to Ford* "sooo~ you say Stanley is gay, but what about you handsome?"

[Ford screams. He falls off a bed. The room they are in is a cheap hotel one.]

[Ford scrambles over to the door. He slams it shut just before it can be swung open]

Sixer what was that?? Open the door! Are you okay?

I'm fine, Lee! Just a nightmare!

At 8? You fell asleep at 8? I knew you were skimping out on it again!!

I have important things to do other than sleep!

Get some rest or I'll make you!

Okay! Okay I will! Night

Night.

[Footsteps can be heard stomping off. Ford relaxs. He laughs softly, returning to Bill's side]

I'm sorry! This is... you're real, yes? How can this be? Please tell me I have yet to lose my mind!

[the-triangle-witch]

"ha~ long story short the Grand Mage Axolotl made me a physical form and banished me to earth! I met a coven in the woods and learned witchcraft! and yes! I did use magic to get here and break into your motel room!" :D *floating up to Ford batting his eyelashes on his one big eye* "hmmm~ well good lookin', if your not gay then~ are you perhaps a Monsterfucker™ teratophile~?"

*slides up to Ford* "sooo~ you say Stanley is gay, but what about you handsome?"

[Ford screams. He falls off a bed. The room they are in is a cheap hotel one.]

[Ford scrambles over to the door. He slams it shut just before it can be swung open]

Sixer what was that?? Open the door! Are you okay?

I'm fine, Lee! Just a nightmare!

At 8? You fell asleep at 8? I knew you were skimping out on it again!!

I have important things to do other than sleep!

Get some rest or I'll make you!

Okay! Okay I will! Night

Night.

[Footsteps can be heard stomping off. Ford relaxs. He laughs softly, returning to Bill's side]

I'm sorry! This is... you're real, yes? How can this be? Please tell me I have yet to lose my mind!

[the-triangle-witch]

"haha I'm too real honestly! the axolotl made sure of that." *flips some of Ford's messy hair out of his face, Bill's touch leaving some sparkles behind* "Name's Bill Cipher but you already know that, I'm the Witch of the Woods. So about my question~ you gonna spill the tea smart guy?"

*slides up to Ford* "sooo~ you say Stanley is gay, but what about you handsome?"

[Ford screams. He falls off a bed. The room they are in is a cheap hotel one.]

[Ford scrambles over to the door. He slams it shut just before it can be swung open]

Sixer what was that?? Open the door! Are you okay?

I'm fine, Lee! Just a nightmare!

At 8? You fell asleep at 8? I knew you were skimping out on it again!!

I have important things to do other than sleep!

Get some rest or I'll make you!

Okay! Okay I will! Night

Night.

[Footsteps can be heard stomping off. Ford relaxs. He laughs softly, returning to Bill's side]

I'm sorry! This is... you're real, yes? How can this be? Please tell me I have yet to lose my mind!

[the-triangle-witch]

-A portal appears, it was a Stanford from another universe..-

<> " er.. who are you? "

"uh- names Bill Cipher. Most people call me the Witch of the Woods but you can call me whatever ya want, Big Guy"

[the-triangle-witch]

*there's a scrapping noise and you see a child chomping down on your broom. He has already eaten half of it*

@babypyramidsteve

[the-triangle-witch]

-A hologram of a female witch shows up-

" Hello, if anyone has stumbled upon this hologram, you are invited to a tea party by The Herta, the hologram currently shown is one of her puppets, Herta No. 338. The Herta wishes to see you there. "

-the hologram then closes..- [Honkai Crossover, ehe]

:0 . . . who and what now?

[the-triangle-witch]

"Hi, my muse..."

He sneaks in to hug him from behind, voice soft and meek

@the-muses-puppeteer

[the-triangle-witch]

*scoops up friend loaf and gives chin scratchys* :D

*zey show up in fox form, a red fox, but purple where the orange would be and pink where the white and black would be*

*zey sniff around the porch*

- 🦊

"Hi-ya Pal! What you up to over there?"

[the-triangle-witch]

*zey show up in fox form, a red fox, but purple where the orange would be and pink where the white and black would be*

*zey sniff around the porch*

- 🦊

"Hi-ya Pal! What you up to over there?"