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[the-tricky-genie]

I wish to be able to regenerate from all wounds, injuries, diseases, toxins and be immune to old age. (Yes, this is a classic. Hope you won't disappoint me with a lackluster answer!)

Since it it obviously in line with what you meant, I also ensured you wouldn’t be able to harm yourself in any way.

Have fun drowning at the very bottom of the ocean until the earth gets swallowed!

[the-tricky-genie]

I wish for spider legs, each one the same length as the one I have right now, and strong enough to carry my weight.

*POOF*

Nice try mortal, but I fear you won’t be able to control them.

[the-tricky-genie]

Greetings mortal!

You have found me, so you may ask of me to fulfill a wish of yours.

However, I do not like to do so, even while bound by the rules.

There are two simple rules:

No multiple wishes in one ask.

Please try to be precise.

You may try to improve a wish uttered before, be it your own or not.

Sadly, you cannot wish me free.

I hope your wishes won’t come true!

(And I do not intend to do that in a mean way.)