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If I learn to draw Chubformers stuff and start hyperfixation on it, sorry not sorry

Especially some hunger stuff

Chubby robots are hot

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me sliding in with an evil smile on my face.... what led to kerstyn becoming a mercenary? =3 was it out of a genuine want? or necessity? =333

ooooo you're starting with the big guns >:3

short answer: no, it wasn't because he wanted to

angsty answer >:))) vvv

so parents died at a young age, so he was left roaming from town to town with essentially no money or skillsets under his belt. combine that with a catastrophic belly, no one wanted to keep him around for very long.

come age 15, he does a little whoopsies and ends up accidentally killing someone out of self-defense. ironic to his current profession, he was raised to cherish life and never hurt a soul, so you can imagine how much this tore him apart hdhsk

few years later at 19 years old, things aren't looking good for him. he can't get any work, he's getting more weak and tired and hungrier by the day, and he fears one day he'll fall asleep and never wake up. he's terrified for his life, and it feels like his body is trying to tear itself apart. He finds himself in a rundown bar full of crooks. It's the only place he can slip into and rest for a while without getting questioned by wait staff.

then he sees the bounty poster. Nothing big, a hit for a low-level thug for 1,000 silver pieces. But to Kerstyn, it's a goldmine. he's desperate to survive, and he figured since he's already killed someone once before, he already has blood on his hands, so what's the use of worrying (spoiler: he ended up worrying a lot hdhchsj)

turns out mercenary work pays very well, and it was the only thing he could consistently make a living off of. he took enough jobs that he, much to his guilt and shame, became good at what he did, and he made a name for himself

jump to current day, he's more or less apathetic to the moral implications of his job, but every now and then, he wishes he never took his first bounty. knowing what he does now about how his life turned out, he would've rather starved

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When putting it that way, this is fatphobic than actually helpful, like god

Horrible news I just found out about that you should probably know, feedism/"encouraging overeating" is now reportable under eating disorders 🙃 really cool Tumblr, truly having a snack and being horny about it is equally as bad as proana. Sigh.

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SO THAT'S WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THEIR BLOGS ARE SUDDENLY MARKED AS MATURE

Uggghhhh that truly sucks as an explanation behind it, what the hell

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I'm just trying on shirts, seeing what I outgrew or don't wear to go to donation. But I can't even be normal about it when I try some on and do a stretch test. If the shirt is small, it rides up while I stretch and shows my slightly chubby belly and just-

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...I think I'm fine with not knowing someone and just loving the friends I have.

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Ask box is on, ready for requests, and enabled anon-mode again... I pray I don't regret it.

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To all the willing preys with little appetites in the US, eat plenty for the sake of preds out there. Make yourself that filling meal you know both of you deserve~!

Happy early Giving of Thanks! :D

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Need to clarify, it does technically count if your stomach growl hard enough to either double over or need to hold a nearby wall. Not from pain, but from how powerful the outburst was enough to feel like it shook you

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Hmm.

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Do you like Helluva/Hazbin? If yes, who are your favorite characters from each show?

Haz/bin Ho/tel:

I love the main cast, the V/ees, and such. I might draw any

But my favorites are Sir P/entious, C/herry B/omb, V/ox, L/uicfier, and An/gel D/ust

Hell/uva B/oss:

Also willing to draw anyone minus the minors

My favorites are Ve/roskia, Ma/mmon (not a boring villain), The main cast, Bee/lzelbub, Vo/rtex, As/modeus (love him especially), Fizzaroli (love this dork too), and… I may get hate, but the new guy in ‘Apology Tour’ dancing with St/olas.

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What sorts of fandoms do you draw for? Are there any you won't draw for?

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

So/nic characters (canon-wise, they are adults (minus Cr/eam), if this changes, I will update my list and not draw them)

Mine/craft (OCs Players, St/eve and Al/ex, and…I dig monsters, okay? No minor ones.)

Under/tale and most AU (I will accept adult Oc players, because Fr/isk is a minor. So is Ch/ara, Mo/nster Kid, and As/riel in the canon Under/tale game.)

Fri/day Ni/ght Fu/nkin’ (Again, I will not do minor canon characters nor mod characters.)

Am/ong Us (This one has a lot of potential, all of them are indeed adults (minus mini crew/mates) and quite easy to draw)

Sona and ocs (as long as they’re not overly detailed and they are not a minor)

Ani/mal Cross/ing: New Hor/izons (Most of them are adults, plus some of the foodie characters are known to have rumbly bellies, has good potential, but again no minors.)

Des/tiny-Des/tiny 2 also has potential, most of the characters are adult and canon-wise Guardians can get hungry, just not in-game.

Mi/is-Mii/topia- Tomo/dachi Life are all good, only the adult ones.

M/ario characters also all clear minus minor ones, I myself am a huge Mr/L fan…S/uper Pa/per Ma/rio one, not the other one)

Poké/mon ( I like Poké/mon, again no minor ones )

50\50:

Ro/blox (for good reasons I’m not always comfortable)

Gen/shin Im/pact (The characters are heavily detailed, and while I’m not lazy, I’m not that experienced.)

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Huh. Neat

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…I freaking love him so much (I added his halos and hidden wings this time)

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Oof… 😨😰

This person thinks associating kinks with children is okay. They found noises coming from a child arousing, and that is truly disgusting because the subject is a CHILD. Minors and kink should not be associated, if you disagree fuck off and choke.

I wish I took screenshots, but if you check their blog it’s the post about Six from little nightmares, but Im sure my comment saying it’s weird to associate kink with a child probably isnt there. fictional kid or not, it’s still disgusting.

When called out they apparently think this is an appropriate response. There’s really some garbage humans here aren’t there.

Using tags for awareness, I know they’re popular so please spread cause this shit is unacceptable.

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Hmm… the hunger kink community lacks girth-quakes (stomach that growl so loud and hard that it causes a mini- earthquake.)

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Caelus is not only the God of Knowledge but also one of the Sky Gods, heck, even his stomach sounds like a violent thunder (and shakes like it too it seems)

Seems this god in need of a meal. :3

(I didn’t forget about requests, I had to get this outta my head)

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Yup! 👍

Haven’t drawn stuff from this game in a…long time. So I have greatly lost my touch (I sadly simplified the design)