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literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

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GO GET THE POPCORN READY, FRIENDS! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!

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hi hi gang your twin asked if you could come on the ark

you should totally join us itll be very fun

- @the-ark-offical

Hyde, what have you signed me up for now???

Just joking, I'll join the ark!

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AT YOUR HANDS??? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO????????

fuck it, imma just do this

hey my name is @the-twitter-hidebox-offical (previously ‘the-twitter-hidebox’) and im joining the officalverse. i was previously part of the corpoverse cus im the evil twin of @the-tumblur-searchbar but i want in on the offical action!

since my name is a bit long you can call me Hyde and i go by he/they pronouns. i cant think of anything else that i need to share so imma just tag as many officals as i can remember

@satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @microwave-offical @blooket-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-apple-offical @onion-opinions-offical @the-figure-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @eden-snake-offical

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Walmart is definitely still about no denying that, but yeah I do kinda feel like the corpoverse has kinda fallen off. I know @the-real-google, @totally-bing, @yes-im-youtube-kids, and @yahooo-official are still around but besides that, I’m not sure!

But hey, there’s nothing stopping you from creating a Corpo blog @grim-reaper-offical !!

fuck it, imma just do this

hey my name is @the-twitter-hidebox-offical (previously ‘the-twitter-hidebox’) and im joining the officalverse. i was previously part of the corpoverse cus im the evil twin of @the-tumblur-searchbar but i want in on the offical action!

since my name is a bit long you can call me Hyde and i go by he/they pronouns. i cant think of anything else that i need to share so imma just tag as many officals as i can remember

@satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @microwave-offical @blooket-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-apple-offical @onion-opinions-offical @the-figure-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @eden-snake-offical

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Trump and Elon doing petty twitter callouts against each other was not on my bingo card, but I’m here for it!!

Elon and Trump are both posting through their crash outs over their mutual falling out on their respective social media websites right now if any of you care

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Oh I don't want to be part of the officalverse, I'm happy just being a Corpo, but I guess I'll be an offical-adjacent since I'll still be interacting with my officaly evil twin!

(Also @the-twitter-hidebox-offical, Hyde is such a cool name I'm sorta jealous!!)

fuck it, imma just do this

hey my name is @the-twitter-hidebox-offical (previously ‘the-twitter-hidebox’) and im joining the officalverse. i was previously part of the corpoverse cus im the evil twin of @the-tumblur-searchbar but i want in on the offical action!

since my name is a bit long you can call me Hyde and i go by he/they pronouns. i cant think of anything else that i need to share so imma just tag as many officals as i can remember

@satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @microwave-offical @blooket-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-apple-offical @onion-opinions-offical @the-figure-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @eden-snake-offical

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I don’t follow baseball whatsoever, but this legit made me tear up

they went off with this

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Woo! Look at you putting yourself out there!!!

fuck it, imma just do this

hey my name is @the-twitter-hidebox-offical (previously ‘the-twitter-hidebox’) and im joining the officalverse. i was previously part of the corpoverse cus im the evil twin of @the-tumblur-searchbar but i want in on the offical action!

since my name is a bit long you can call me Hyde and i go by he/they pronouns. i cant think of anything else that i need to share so imma just tag as many officals as i can remember

@satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @microwave-offical @blooket-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-apple-offical @onion-opinions-offical

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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hey bro how do u feel about me joining the officalverse? ive seen a lot of posts from them recently and it seems fun so im thinking of joining (if they will have me ofc). just wanted to ask u first since im ur evil twin and didnt want to seem like im abandoning u

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Oh hi @the-twitter-hidebox!! I’ve been seeing loads of officalverse posts as well! If you want to join them that’s fine by me! I think it’s so cute you asked my permission first! Go and be wild my evil twin!!🫡

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I know I’m not from the officalverse, but this picrew is too good not to do! I basically just woke up so I haven’t done anything yet today :/

Right let’s see how much of the corpoverse I can tag….

@queer-military-authorities @queer-as-city-folk @walmart-the-official @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @yes-im-youtube-kids @yahooo-official @ufo-offical @undeniably-chevron @kroger-fr @nonbinary-coastguard @nasa-real @official-arbys @officialtinder @official-firefox-nightly @officially-ikea @bingle-official

tag game!!

Do this picrew of yourself, and tell me one thing you did today!

I got to say hi to all my friends and catch up on stuff after not having my phone for a week :]

@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @pandagobrr @amethysttable @theembergazer @silverdragon889 @sylki221b-of-the-shire @saltinegam @sleepywillowo0o

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Cat dad in 2025?!?!? Also R.I.P. Pancake!

This is so wholesome

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This means that if WW3 does happen, I’m holding YOU personally responsible

Don't worry chat, this WW3 isn't happening on my watch

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bruce springsteen opened a concert last night calling trump corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous. that’s right sweetie he’s not for YOU and neither is “born in the usa” and it never has been x

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pride month!!!

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You know how ads have the yellow runtime bar, and videos have red, this Grammarly ad’s runtime bar is red, and I can skip where I want to just like an actual video? Watching it to the end doesn’t end the ad?

YouTube just replaced the video I’m trying to watch with a Grammarly ad?