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*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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How many people play League of Legends on Tumblr

I know a lot of people play League of Legends, but I was curious how many tumblr people do.

reblog this if you do.

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If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night

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grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

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Today is going really great

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just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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When an American hears the degrees in Celsius

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