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Diversity win! The terrifying, ruthless demigod that you’re dating is gay

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YES YES YESSS

Hurgh

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Sphagnum big brother moment (real)

Yes this is a big brother moment (100% real genuine!)

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No April Fool’s jokes this year.  Just a fool.

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I know some stuff about radiation science but I know more about how I fucked ur mom and ur dad

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Big Shop Sale!

So I got a 4 star review on my shop. Not the biggest deal but it was because the post office didn’t ship it in time and it didn’t have to do with me at all so I’m kinda bummed.

I need to recover from that, so everything in my shop is now 50% off. And hey like, I know maaaybe this is a little bit of a shady practice but… if you DM me and promise you’ll leave a 5 star review to help my shop, I’ll give you a code for 69% off because I’m funny.

Anyway. My stuff is pretty cool I make pins and earrings for queers like me. And this is also my only source of income so… by doing this you’re helping me stay afloat and build my future.

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I am like a lump of tenderized meat being given life through small electric charges

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Ah. So we meet again, the natural tendency to want to turn into a sad, moist, pathetic shambling pile of moss. Here to bring my untimely demise.

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It is happening. Excuse me while I become the soggiest, moistest, most pathetic sad thing to ever exist. The living embodiment of a pile of sludge. It was nice knowing you.

Ah. So we meet again, the natural tendency to want to turn into a sad, moist, pathetic shambling pile of moss. Here to bring my untimely demise.

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Ah. So we meet again, the natural tendency to want to turn into a sad, moist, pathetic shambling pile of moss. Here to bring my untimely demise.

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I have done it.

My brother said I could not, so I have grown a beard. A small one but I have grown a chin tuft. Take that. The inner world is my oyster and I am a shining pearl

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Hhhhhhhnnggghhhjjjj dragon

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My brother said I could not, so I have grown a beard. A small one but I have grown a chin tuft. Take that. The inner world is my oyster and I am a shining pearl

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👁👁