Aka: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Gundham Tanaka, Kazuichi Soda, Mondo Owada & Several OCs (See muse masterlist in pinned for bios)
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"Who's idea was it to make a game show about the fucking prisoner's dilemma??"
#yall ever seen the wall sdhfjks#it pisses me off soooo much lmao#its literally 'sign this and gets Guaranteed Money#somewhere in the $80+ thousand typically depending on how many questios they got right#OR you can rip it up and risk getting Nothing#its a big ass pachincko game where you choose wehre to drop the balls#and theres different money aount they can land in at the bottom#and depending on if the trivia question is answered right or wrong determines if you gain or lose the amount#the ball lands in#who in the absolute fuck wouldnt just sign the stupid fucking thing ksdhfas#'oh but there could be so much money on the wall' yeah well#if you sign the contract#*you get money no matter what*#theyre always#'oh its so stressful idont know what to do'#jUST SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT AND BE DONE OH MY GOD!!!!!#mobile bound#xander reacts irl#open
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"Are you fucking- It's on film! It's all on film!! You can't- It's on fucking film!!
#if i give context here ill just end up on a rant hdjfsh#xander reacts irl#aka skippy shouldnt watch the news#mobile bound#muse: xander matthews#open
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Send "Icons only" and something for my muse to react to
And I will show my muse's reaction using only icons (1-5) and no text
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He wants to yell about some bullshit he saw on TV, but that's just...way too much effort right now...
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🐻 for Amai
hug time!!!! (X)
Oooooo he was SO sneaky! The Sneakiest of boyfriends that is Super Good at sneaking up on his tiny partner. Nevermind that his metal arm had clanged against the wall on his way in, that Koda's paws followed him everywhere he went, nor that Amai had absolutely seen him come out of the bedroom when they'd first walked through the door.
No, he was so sneaky! Sneaky enough to scoop Amai up in his arms, one shifting to hold them up under their backside while the other carefully Squished Them to his chest with a happy laugh.
"Hi..." He greeted after a moment, his face tucked down into their neck to give an affectionate, albeit scruffy nuzzle. "How's work? Any fuckheads today?"
@hopes-memorial
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send me ‘ 🐻 ‘ for a great, big, BEAR HUG from my muse to yours
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hahaaaa.... heheelllooo... I like xander i hope i did him justice....
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wanna nap but its too hot to nap so like this for me to toss smth in your inbox to cope <3
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