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“I hear it’s your birthday, wha-“

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why don’t you want strange in spiderman 2?

he ugly

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Everyone accepts that professor Utonium made the powerpuff girls by accident when he spilled chemical X, but nobody questions why he was making little girls in the first place.

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So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

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The squirrel’s facial expression makes this even better

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on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you

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Not a fan of Trump, but I absolutely DESPISE lying news media.

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DO NOT MAKE PUBLIC CALLOUT POSTS ABOUT CP BLOGS. DO NOT SPREAD LINKS TO CP BLOGS. DO NOT HELP DISTRIBUTE CP. NO MATTER YOUR INTENTIONS, THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING WHEN YOU MAKE PUBLIC POSTS LISTING OFF CP BLOGS. YOU ARE BROADCASTING WHERE CP CAN BE FOUND.

Please, just spread the word PRIVATELY instead. Reach out to people personally for help reporting blogs. Do not make it public, for the sake of the children being exploited. They do not need their abuse exposed to more people.

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Stealing from the Macy’s you work isn’t revolutionary. Nor is shoplifting. You are just a lazy bum.

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If a loving cat owner was ever shrunken down to the size of a mouse, their cat would probably sniff them once, decide that the creature they were sniffing was indeed their loving owner, and then proceed to eat them anyway.

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A friendship older than your civilisation, and infinitely more complex.

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Emily Wickersham for Good Housekeeping (2016)

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Meet the Doctor’s new friend, Yaz. 

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He would bring destruction, and pain, and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become. And for the briefest moment of pure instinct, I thought I could stop it. 

It passed like a fleeting shadow.

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Anyway if you’re gonna make fun of fat men for wearing speedoes/swim suits/ect but defend fat women who are being made fun of for wearing swim suits/bikinis you don’t actually care about fat people lmao.

You either make fun of all of it or defend all of it. You can’t pick and choose.

Fat boys/men deserve the same fucking respect as fat girls/women.