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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

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I know where they enclave are. They had a secret wing of vault 111. They tried to kill me in my first life. Should I find them and kill them before they can get to me or join them and turn them into allies for my Slocum's Joe empire?

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Thanks, I thought it could be a good parallel because both synths and half foots are seen as functionally expendable.

Dungeon Meshi Fallout Au

Laois and Falin - Dual Descendents of Vault Dwellers.

Marcille - some kind of pre-war ghoul-psyker.

Chilchuck - a specialized synth that was built to explore ruins.

Senshi - just some guy from another settlement.

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made a joke about "dungeon futurity" for a fic but now i'm actually thinking about. how queer theory would work in the world of dunmeshi

kobold lee edelman: because death is impermanent in dungeons for humanoids but not for monsters, they become both a place to escape death as well as a place to enact violence upon the Other, ensuring futurity by "keeping the monsters away" and delaying/denying one's own end

elf josé esteban muñoz: because the dungeon is ephemeral by design, ever-changing and ever-expanding, it flourishes as a space of possibility and queerness - a space of queer futurity

terry castle, who in this universe lives in an actual castle: the dungeon is a lesbian

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Dungeon Meshi Fallout Au

Laois and Falin - Dual Descendents of Vault Dwellers.

Marcille - some kind of pre-war ghoul-psyker.

Chilchuck - a specialized synth that was built to explore ruins.

Senshi - just some guy from another settlement.

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Cthulhu makes Raph and Casey finally express their deepest desires to one another.

Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

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Get bent, Dick Easton

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Wait did tumblr really terminate your account for wishing ill to BTS. Thats actually so funny

They really said No one messes with kpopers.

Yes they did, it was when they had this "Cookie Game?" and it was when they could reblog ads, so I kept reblogging ads saying telling bts to off themselves.

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"The Brothers Grimm were important contributors to popular cultural European literature" and "The Brothers Grimm were violently antisemitic and misogynistic" are two facts that can and should coexist with each other.

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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Count Vince Matrirnak sat stewing in the corner of a brightly coloured living room owned by one Barbara Anne Sutton. A woman who was somehow, despite it all so white that she matched his deathly paleness. If he was a newborn, he might have mistaken her for another one of his kind, but she was as warm as they came.

"Now," said B.A Sutton in a high-pitched affected Minnesotan accent. "The first order of business is about the crumbling mansion at lot number 86. The grass has grown too long, long enough to rest outside of our community standards."

Vampires vs the HOA

As it turned out the crumbling Queen Anne style manse the vampires lived in was now unfortunately the under the domaine of newly formed HOA…

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Dying his hair

chilchuck's outfits

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yuri duty pt 3

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

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