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PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE

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They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

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My dnd character being crowned Sewer King 🐀👑 What’s your favorite dnd class/race?

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The Bat himself!

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In my homewrecker rat era 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day!

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When they're not friends or lovers but a secret worse third thing (defying boundaries and blurring the lines between all other conventional relationships)

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sex this, romance that. What about queerplatonic marriage fraud? What if I wanna marry my bestest friend for tax benefits?

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Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

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1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

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SCHITT’S CREEK 6.08, The Presidential Suite

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me in everything you see by looking for me there

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New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!

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