John, Agender(they/them) 30Married, Pansexual, and Polyamorous.Died for your sins
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Today's Seal Is: Here Is My Ice Hole I Can Show You Around

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Desperate man running through a crowd of people shoving them aside sweat dripping off his brow as he struggles to warn them squirt is piss
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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!
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Another amazon package for the white buddhist
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with Mickey Mouse in the public domain, Mickey's Dick Smasher is now a legally viable creation
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Would Mickey's Dick Smasher pay child support?

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doing a line of testosterone and then going to ride dickeys mick smasher does anyone want anything
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