Mostly gonna use this as@delusional-cryptid s spam acc :) (which yeah you should go follow that account my art is so cool~)Y’all are at the mercy of whatever media draws my attention at the moment, best of luck!
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I have to get rid of the leaf pile eventually, but for now Belphie is having fun with it
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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
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ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house
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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me
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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
Some mice love to eat cheese, and other mice love to eat...crabs! Water mice, also known as yirrkoo, live almost exclusively in mangroves and lagoons, where they eat a variety of soft crabs, snails, and worms. When they're not out hunting, they live in mud mounds that can be up to 0.6 m (23 in)!

(Image: A water mouse (Xeromys myoides) by John Attkinson)
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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The art book is great inspiration for doodling I think.
Jesterfrin my beloved... they're so my jam
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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