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Damn they gay. Good for them. Good for them.

Fellas, is it gay to fill the hole left by the sudden tragic loss of your beloved wife with the presence of your long-time business partner?

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I can’t exactly take it off you know that by now

Gave mosquitos stilts as an experiment

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I can’t really do anything spontaneous now. Due to the wall

Gave mosquitos stilts as an experiment

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Ok. Follow up question. Uh why

Gave mosquitos stilts as an experiment

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Can’t they fly

Gave mosquitos stilts as an experiment

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haiii

you’re my hero

yourse faithfully, deadpool :p

Holy shit it’s Deadpool

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Bricks keep me alive

hey what does it mean when your stilts are beeping loudly and fast

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This is a very you centric problem. Stilts don’t typically use batteries. Or crush people

hey what does it mean when your stilts are beeping loudly and fast

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DISABLED QUEER ENBY IN NEED OF MONEY!

(Duck to catch attention)

I hate to beg, but my family is in a tough fuckin spot right now. My dad got fired and I’m the only source of reliable income. I’m only making around 200 a week and having to spend all of it on gas and food, though we barely have enough for those either. Please, if you could spare just a few bucks that would help plenty. Thank you so much for reading this far. Sorry to bother all of yall

C@sh@pp

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oh

I HAVE ARRIVED!!! THE WHITE FLAME THAT BURNS EVERLASTING!!! SNOWFLAME!!!

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ok what’s your gimmick

I HAVE ARRIVED!!! THE WHITE FLAME THAT BURNS EVERLASTING!!! SNOWFLAME!!!

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Why did you put the tilda. Are you. Are you gonna fuck him

I need to ask this as a budding journalist i need my curiosity satisfied on this. Do you know Spider-man is a child? Like a literal honest to god teenager? In highschool??? That is a child on the streets fighting honest to god SUPER VILLANS. ARE YOU AS APPALLED AS I AM???

WHAT?! THATS ABSURD! I DON'T KNOW WHAT UNIVERSE YOU JUST POPPED OUT OF, BUT I CAN TELL YOU FOR A FACT THAT THE SPIDER-MAN I'VE BEEN WRITING ABOUT FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS CURRENTLY HAS THE VOICE OF A THIRTY SOMETHING QUEENSITE! HEH. HE SOUNDS LIKE IF PETER PARKER GOT PUNCHED IN THE THROAT!

NOT TO MENTION HE HAS A 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW, AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE HE KEEPS PULLING UP HIS MASK TO RAZZ ME!!!

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Wow what a crazy coincidence that Parker has so many similar traits to Spider-Man

I need to ask this as a budding journalist i need my curiosity satisfied on this. Do you know Spider-man is a child? Like a literal honest to god teenager? In highschool??? That is a child on the streets fighting honest to god SUPER VILLANS. ARE YOU AS APPALLED AS I AM???

WHAT?! THATS ABSURD! I DON'T KNOW WHAT UNIVERSE YOU JUST POPPED OUT OF, BUT I CAN TELL YOU FOR A FACT THAT THE SPIDER-MAN I'VE BEEN WRITING ABOUT FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS CURRENTLY HAS THE VOICE OF A THIRTY SOMETHING QUEENSITE! HEH. HE SOUNDS LIKE IF PETER PARKER GOT PUNCHED IN THE THROAT!

NOT TO MENTION HE HAS A 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW, AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE HE KEEPS PULLING UP HIS MASK TO RAZZ ME!!!

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1: it’s obviously not stuck, it’s a choice, you typed in lowercase afterwards.

2: It’s not a costume??? These are stuck to my skin???

Is your capslock button stuck?

OF COURSE NOT! I CAN GET MY TYPEWRITER FIXED ANYTIME I WANT!

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Wait you’re. You’re using a typewriter for this?

Is your capslock button stuck?

OF COURSE NOT! I CAN GET MY TYPEWRITER FIXED ANYTIME I WANT!

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It’s too hot outside

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs