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[the-weird-ass-kid]

I'm both a wolf and a lamb. I'm a wolf at my best and angryst And a lamb at my worst. My fur is soft and fluffy, coverd in blood. My mouth full of fangs, the blood of a lamb dripping from them. I'm both a lamb and a wolf

just a random poem.

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I snowbord right, and for some reason when I'm snowboarding I feel compleatly human??? Like I'm were i belong I'm in the rocky mountains, im home. But I'm human??? It's the only time I dont feel like a god damnd wolf. And it BOTHERS me.

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commissions

Hey yall, ima start taking commissions for mood bords, sketches (i can't promise they'll be good), and short story's. I will NOT do any NSFW stuff. If you want somthing send me an ask ♡

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1/ Which category of alterhumanity do you belong to?

I prefer the terms non human and alter human

2/ What/who is/are your type(s)? (if you have any)

I have a few, a cainine (non spasific) a house cat, a dragon, and a crow.

3/ Do you experience shifts? If so, can you tell us your most common shifts and your strangest cameo shift (if you've ever had a cameo shift)?

I almost constantly experience phantom limbs, mostly tail ears and wings.

4/ How do you experience your alterhumanity in everyday life?

Idk i don't pay much attention to it much other then wen I go '' hmmmmmmm I feel like a dog rn.'' Or when I subconsciously ''move'' my wings when walking close to somthing.

5/ What do you think of the community?

it cool, I love the nonhumans on tumbler

6/ What are the things that make you most comfortable and euphoric in your alterhumanity?

head pats

7/ Are you experiencing species dysphoria?

Not at the current moment, but I do a lot of the time.

8/ What advice would you like to say to a young alterhuman who has just awakened?

don't over think it, it's bad for you mental health.

9/ Do you have/want to have gears?

I have a tail i made myself, I love and addore it, tho I can't were it much.

10/ Do you know/have any theories about the origin of your alterhumanity? If so, tell us! (all beliefs are legitimate)

Nope, I have no idea were this may of come from for me. 😅

If you are a alterhuman, reblog and answer these questions!

(don't be afraid to write a lot, do what you want ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

1/ Which category of alterhumanity do you belong to?

2/ What/who is/are your type(s)? (if you have any)

3/ Do you experience shifts? If so, can you tell us your most common shifts and your strangest cameo shift (if you've ever had a cameo shift)?

4/ How do you experience your alterhumanity in everyday life?

5/ What do you think of the community?

6/ What are the things that make you most comfortable and euphoric in your alterhumanity?

7/ Are you experiencing species dysphoria?

8/ What advice would you like to say to a young alterhuman who has just awakened?

9/ Do you have/want to have gears?

10/ Do you know/have any theories about the origin of your alterhumanity? If so, tell us! (all beliefs are legitimate)

11/ Tag someone/a creature to answer these questions!ㅤᵕ̈

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Dragons eyes ore on the side of there head, in most media dragons eyes are on the side of there head. Dou you know what that means. Prey animals eyes are on the side of thair head, dragons are pray??? Wtf like eyes on the side I like to hide, eyes on the front i like to hunt. Wtf????

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GASPPPP, DONT INSULT THE ELA. >:(

Is math red

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some patches I put on my backpack last night, I'm really happy with them. ignore the dog hair.

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Is there a way to make fabric dye? I don't have money to buy it, and I'm trying to customize some jeans, and I don't like their color.

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General Alterhuman/Phantom limb haver Survey!

Hello! I am asking anyone with a couple extra minutes who has or does experience phantom limbs (as in non-human phantom limbs) or has or does consider themselves to be Therian, Otherkin, or Fictokin (or any other type of alterhuman) to complete this survey!

Respondents are anonymous, and the data will be compiled into statistics that I will share on here!

Also, while not required, I'd love if you reblogged to increase the sample size! :]

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Hey yall, so I just wanted to post the story I'm working on whith a friend. It's a high fantasy,l, and falows a elf dude and a human nonbinary person. Elf dude is my charicter, the nonbinary human is my friends. Any advise is very welcome. Aswell as title recommendations.

cw: light gore, cursing

Chapter One:

ʚ New People ɞ

    “Why, why did that happen so many years ago?” muttered an elf as he sat in a tree, looking at the sun dipping below the horizon, casting a glow across the forest. Vin stared out into the sunset, wondering what had gone so wrong in his life, so wrong that he had lost everything. At only the age of six years old, he had lost everything to the “Human King”. 

      “Brother, we need to go, they're getting closer.” a small dragon said, waking Vin out of his trance. He looked over at her, the sunset shone off of her glassy white scales. 

“As we must,” the elf sighed, climbing out of the tree he was sitting in. They both started climbing down the tree 

“STOP RIGHT THERE VIN!” A man shouted, running towards the pair as they landed on the ground.

      “Who are you?” asked Vin

      “Me? I am the king's royal guard, sent to capture and kill you. We've been looking for you Vin”

Vin stared at the man- memories coming back. He backed up against the tree, his breath coming in short gasps. 

“Fuck, c-come on Nami , you fly ahead” muttered Vin as he began to slowly walk away from the man- then started running. His bare feet hit the ground as he began to run, scarcely making a sound. 

An arrow struck the ground right beside Vin. They were trying to kill him. 

      The Human King, saying he was mean, is an understatement. Other than killing the entire Stonehall village, he would capture Elves. He would beat and use the Elves for his entertainment.

 An arrow struck Vin in the back, striking him to the ground. He struggled, trying to get back up, 

     “Not so fast,” the man said, pushing his boot on Vin's back, pinning him to the ground and snapping the stick of the arrow. Vin groaned in pain as the foot added to the pain in his back.                            

     “You're going to the king, mutt.” something was moving in the bushes, and suddenly a person jumped from the bushes. 

     “Let him go, you bastard.” Their hair was bright blue, kind of like Delphinium's “I have a stick, and I'm not afraid to beat your ass!” Vin giggled a bit in response, he liked them. They seemed to be quite fun. 

     “And how do you intend to win, with a stick?” said the guy.    

     “ANDARE!” A fox jumped behind the man, launching itself, and latching on to the back of his neck, the guy fell forwards, falling face first into mud. The fox let go running towards the enby. Vin got up, whistling. Soon after, Naomi flew down and began rummaging through the man's pockets. The man began to sit up, and just as he got to his hands, Vin ran, stepping on the man's back. The fox and Enby followed, and so did Naomi, after she got the man's gold. 

      “Follow me,” said the boy waving Vin over. 

      “What's your name?” Vin questioned. 

      “Eclipse, you?” 

      “I'm Vin, this is my little sister Naomi.”

 ��    “This little guy's name is Fay,” they said, while they petted the fox’s head. 

      “Is it an intelligent species, or is it of a simple being?”

       “I don't know- why don't you ask?”

       “Fay, are you of an intelligent species?” The fox continued to run, showing no signs of understanding. 

       “Okay then, he is a simple-minded fox.” they had run into a dead end, and they could hear the man behind them. 

       “Shit dead end,” said Naomi

       “Not quite,” Eclipse said, pushing a loose rock,

       “Naomi!, you can't curse,” Vin yelled. The cliff began to open, revealing a cozy cave home.

      “Oh whatever- you do it all the time.”

      “Well I'm an adult, you're a child,” Vin exclaimed. Eclipse Grabbed him and Naomi, pulling them inside. 

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Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

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Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

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Hey you, ya you

Wana see my animal crossing island.

My dream address is

DA-1409-1140-7101

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in honor of pride month, everyone who rbs gets a pride explosion in their inbox bc I have extra bombs

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Iv came to the conclusion that thair just Similar,

hey can I get more info on your god. He sounds similer to my God, based of of your introduction.

Sure thing, what would you like to know about Him?