the-whimsical-wizard

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A young vampire tries to convince her elders so that they get fake tans, because noone will suspect anyone with a tan to be a vampire.

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

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My heart is a filing cabinet. Third drawer stuck. Labels peeling. Someone has misfiled all my love letters. At night, the ceiling fan counts my breaths.

One...two...seventeen.

Nobody requested.

I dream in corridors. Doors marked exit that only lead to more waiting rooms.

The system works, it is working.

They'll bury me in a manila envelop.

Address unknown. Return to Sender.

The earth will shuffle my bones into the wrong drawer.

Somewhere a light flickers, the ink bleeds.

I wake, the ceiling fan counts, the form remains, I fill it out again.

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Howl moodboard ☁️✨️

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"Taking control of the powers of unnatural forms of decay and using them on himself, he has corrupted himself into an unspeakable thing. Altered, unnatural and horrifying, but beyond the reach of a natural ageing and death. Though not immortal, he has nonetheless given himself an unnaturally long lifespan."

"So he has... Curdled like cheese?"

"What?"

"The wizard king. He became a human cheese."

"I fucking hate it when you talk."

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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

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garlic, next question.

Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

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I DID IT!!!

a little thingy i started for myself because I LOOOVE doing papercrafts as a way to relax and since i really love the way Project Sekai did theirs i took it as a base to customize it to tenrose.... and then I got carried away

also i am posting templates for them and will make all the left nuwho doctors soon, tag me or put a hashtag(that ill probably come up with in the tags, idk check them) if you want to post them:)

(templates below the line)

to make them just follow the usual sekai papercraft instructions, these are fairly simple for such a cute design(for 10/14th hair reference Len)! also as ill be working on other Doctors, feel free to ask in my inbox about companions i should make as well!!!

also: alt suit color for 10

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Same software different case. ✨

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imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

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it meant nothing it meant nothing it meant nothing it meant nothing it meant nothing it meant nothing it meant nothing it meant nothing