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Officially on Hiatus

((Hey guys, I think it's past time I announced this. :/ With the end of the year coming up, I seem to be only able to manage one rp blog and well, Zita's being louder right now than Irene so I think I am going to take a little break from Irene. I don't know how long we'll be apart but I promise I'll be back. Until then you can find me here and at my personal.  I love you all, I'm very very sorry.)) 

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Not so friendly reminder to cut your god dang posts, guys. (⊙‿⊙✿)

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Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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In case you’re at a blank, you can ask about:

their relationship with another character 

big life questions like: what is the meaning of life (idk just an idea)

favorites (clothes, shoes, foods etc) 

what’s going on in their lives (both NSO and in other threads) 

random things like fav color or something like that

anything else you want to know about them 

secrets they may be hiding 

and so on.

GO, GO, GO

My muse HAS to answer everything truthfully for one hour, starting now!

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Irene rolled her eyes and respond, "Jim, I'm afraid I can't help you much with that."

Open - Drunk

"Did you know I like cock?"

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Your muse finds my muse curled up in the shower crying, what's their reaction?

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I want you to abuse my muse. Physically, verbally, and emotionally. Abuse them to the point where they no longer feel pain.

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cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

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I like the view;

Irene rolled her eyes and turned away from him slightly, but not so far as she couldn’t keep an eye on him. “Well I would assume so, as this isn’t the first time you’ve tried to see it.” 

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cute flower questions

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

Jasmine: What color looks best on you?

foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?

Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?

Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?

Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

Poppy: What color was your childhood home?

Hydrangea: Starbucks order?

Violet: Do you like where you're from?

Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?

Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?

Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?

Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?

Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?

Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?

Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

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No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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Send me ‡ for my character's reaction to yours climbing in the tub with mine.

submitted by anonymous.

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Bad situation starters. Send "How'd we get in this mess?" and I'll generate a number between 1-25

Mix of funny and angsty.

↳Can be either a thread starter or a drabble prompt. Specify.

*And please be careful to only send to actual roleplay blogs and not meme archives hosting the meme (such as inboxideas, the creator). Please do not remove this notice. Thank you and happy roleplaying!

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 I worry I don’t do my character justice.

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Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.

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SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I'LL TELL YOU [nsfw version]

Who is louder?

Who is more experimental?

Who takes more risks?

Do they fuck or make love?

Lights on or off?

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

Who comes first?

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

Who is more submissive?

Who usually initiates things?

Who is more sensitive?

Who has the most patience?

Which kinks do they share?

What kinks do they have that clash?

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"As you wish"

"Inconceivable!"

"My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!"

"Get used to disappointment"

"Stop saying that!"

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!"

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."

"Oh you…