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How The Paranormal Flirt
I’ve been getting a few questions on this lately, so I thought I would compile it all as one post.
Dragons
They like shiny things, so they will assume that you like shiny things. Dragons strike a spark by sharing their stuff.
Werewolves
Werewolves flirt with their bodies. They prefer to touch and express their interest openly. They don’t do games or batted eyelashes.
Animal Spirits
He may look ridiculous in such a colorful costume, but that gaudy show is how he is trying to get your attention. Next, he will dance for you.
Selkies
Do you like fish? You better get to liking it, because selkies will impress you by giving you things, flirting with their bodies and making loud yelling sounds.
Demigods
Demigods are awkward. They try to be human, but they’re not so good at it. When a demigod flirts with you, be prepared for a bunch of corny lines and a lot of empty pauses.
Elves
He will flirt with you by reading poetry and expressing a great interest in your hobbies. Elves highly value art, so they will try to impress you with their artistry.
Psychics
Psychics know that it’s bad, but they peek at the thoughts of the people they like. They just want to impress you by figuring out what your interests are.
Wizards
Wizards think that all humans are impressed by magic, so they will try to flirt with you by putting on a whole bunch of small magic tricks. If they offer to show you transformations, decline. You would think they had learned from the frog incident, but no.
Slayers
Demon slayers are not so great at human interaction. They express their interest by promising to protect you, even though they are not forthcoming about what they will protect you from.
Fairies
The fae excel at smart jokes, quick wit and quick words. They may occasionally leave you gifts or do nice things around your home, but they will mostly show interest by teasing you.
Nature Spirits
Nature spirits will flirt with you by trying to impress you with their natural skills. River spirits will glisten. Flower spirits will bloom. Cloud spirits will put up an incredible rainstorm.
Mermen
Mermen will change color when they’re trying to get your attention. If his tail starts to shimmer when you’re around and he makes offerings of coral and shells, he is flirting.
Demons
Demons are the kings of smooth talking and seductive body movement. His voice, his body, that look in his eye–every part of him is calculated to get you in bed. He is temptation personified.
Grim Reapers
Reapers are way too awkward to flirt. They might try, but they will end up blushing and stumbling over their words.
Gods
Gods expect that any mortal should be thrilled to see them, so they don’t flirt unless they feel like playing. Normally, when they want your attention, they show up and shout, “Behold, mortal!”
Incubi
Incubi are extremely sexual, and they flirt with long eye-contact and quick touches. They also dance provocatively and try to encourage you to dance with them.
Vampires
Vampires are all just a little bit flirty, or it feels that way because they look at you so intensely and are such smooth-talkers. Most vampires use antiquate language that makes them sound romantic.
Ghosts
Ghosts flirt with you by chasing all the bad energies out of your house and rearranging your furniture when you sleep. They’ve just spent so long starting at your rooms that they know just how to improve the feng shei in here.
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When you’re procrastinating and someone reminds you of the work you have to do…
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