27 year old weirdo who enjoys music, good food, being a boogeyman, and puppets. I'm an amateur freak show performer that does fire eating and torture acts such as the human pincushion. Feel free to chat and bug me all you want because I have a rather limited social life. Instagram: The_WitchHunter
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Don't you just love a good wholesome ol fashion de-aging au :)
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Stresses me out so bad when authors who obviously don't drink write characters drinking. Omfg girl he is like 27 shots deep.
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how often do you think he has a “this is someone’s baby” moment with the robins and why is your answer “all the time”
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i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted
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me: I read Booster Gold comics for the plot
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I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.
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why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole
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Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place
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how to procure large amount of crab rangoon for small amount of money
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