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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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this is an actual ad for tourism in romania

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I feel like tumblr tv is just a thing to pander towards kids who left TikTok entirely

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fuck fuck marry marry kill kill

fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

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okay

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let’s go

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Thock! .... Thump! .... SHCKT-tump! Homer's body fell time and time over to the floor. Here he was against your rock and you; his hard place.

"D'ouaghhhghgh-" Homer attempted to groan, but blood filled his trachea from the former impact to the floor. Due to his lack of ability to now use his arms and general exhausted state of his body, shielding his neck became all too arduous for the lazy man. Such a rupture was inevitable. Good. You think to yourself. Though, I guess that'll be meaning he's not much longer for this session. Cold shoots through your veins, the pleasure fest is being sunset right before your eyes. "NO"! You roar before running over. Removing the ink cartridge from a pen, you stab it into Homer's airway as you had seen be done in Anaconda 1997. His yellow body jolts, but there is no other reaction. Beady dead eyes stare at nothing, not even his master. Homer has finally died. Surely saying it was too soon would be a lie, it was too late, but his repent for all this stolen time was still in order. Homer J. Simpson got too short a sentence fulfilled. Though, Master is not ill prepared. Turning around, you toss this worthless item into the equally as worthless cadaver pile. "Bring in the next!"

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This keeps playing in my head at work

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[BEING] who [ACTION]

[BEING] who [ACTION]

[BEING] who [ACTION]

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meow?

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I like babyanimals

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