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Mom will be here soon…
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You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/whatever because you can’t be bothered to pick it up. As you’re walking away, you hear a very quiet “Thank you!” from under it.
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hush now, I see a light in the sky
Oh it’s almost blinding me
I can’t believe I’ve been touched by an angel with love
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I was reading some of these and wanted to share.
We’re going through hard times right now.
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Franklin D. Roosevelt
Easier said than done but we’re all in this together so lets be kind and compassionate to each other.
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Crowley tries to play a prank and it backfires.
Crowley: *gives Aziraphale a bunch of snake eggs in a habitat* Hells called, take care of our children ‘till I get back
Aziraphale: ????!!!!!
Crowley: *comes back a week later* wh-What is this.
Aziraphale: *has hand knitted jumpers for the baby snakes, got a much larger habitat that has taken up a sizeable portion of the shop, and has hung a picture of Crowley in said habitat, so that the snakes imprint on him* ah yes, well you see, they hatched, and I didn’t terribly want to name them while you weren’t here, as it’s something parents should both be present for, and - Crowley. Crowley dear are you crying?
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Based on THIS post, by @ineffable-bastard-crowley
Look at their five adorable children!
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Delicate icing for those traditional Japanese patterns cookies. Those would be perfect to celebrate Hinamatsuri (girls’ days)
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Selina Kyle, age 15, shaming homophobes in the school hallway like a Champ.
//Under the Moon: A Catwoman Tale//
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Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction
Woke: tech youtubers have literally created plasma laser guns because they wanted to make an irl plasma laser gun from a videogame they like
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I forget if I made a post about this already but how fucked up is it that “sense of impending doom” is a known medical symptom of some physical conditions, not just psychological ones? Most of all it’s a symptom that something is wrong with your blood. If you’ve got sepsis getting into your bloodstream or you even get a blood transfusion you’re not compatible with you can suddenly believe you are going to die or the world is going to end. The incorrect transfusion one isn’t even actually deadly but nurses are sometimes trained to recognize what it means when the patient is suddenly convinced that an unknowable, terrifying disaster is looming because it just means your brain felt something off in the bloodstream and immediately went WELP THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BIG ONE
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🌸🦊a lil chongus for dianxia bday!! kiss😚🥰
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