the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

average caniac

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

they always make studio ghibli food look so delicious

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

American Art Deco silver bath taps from c. 1925.

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Its an American Gamer Summer yall @crimewave420

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Like in the other parts of the Catalan countries, Valencians celebrate Corpus Christi with parades of the locals dancing traditional dances and carrying religious statues. But some towns and cities in the Valencian Country have a unique dance: la dansa de la Moma.

The Moma is a figure dressed in white that symbolizes Virtue, and is surrounded by the 7 momos, figures dressed in red and black that represent the 7 Vices. They dance to a very simple song played only with dolçaina (a kind of flute) and tabal (a kind of drum). The dance represents the fight between Virtue and the Sins.

You can watch a video of the dance here.

Photos from Xàtiva, Valencian Country.

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

In all honesty, if i was transported back to imperial rome, i could get a Hooters off the ground with only minimal dificulty

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

In wigan it's an illicit substance

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Once upon a time a game developer traded their soul for hyperrealistic human pores and in return the devil took away Finished Game and Only Pay One Time, things we didn’t even know were optional

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

senator holden bloodfeast can pass away peacefully in his sleep, happy