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okay what are the best DRIED fruits. my votes are bananas (!!!!) and apricots

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No because I 100% have done this. I don’t cry very often but the times where I’ve been trying to fall asleep and start daydreaming shit I like, “wake up” and I’m crying or I’m really angry or energized and I’m like what the hell just happened

ok does anyone else ever daydream so hard that you take on the characters emotions. like you daydream a sad scenario and just start sobbing. like you don't feel anything but you genuinely cry bcuz u really need to imagine how this character feels and this will surely help.

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reblog if you are your url

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“the three songs” ask set

1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle

2. three last songs you listened to

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with

4. three songs that you know thanks to your parents

5. three songs you wish you could forget (because listening to them hurts)

6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)

7. three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved

8. three songs that remind you most of summer and vacation

9. three songs that get you in the Christmas Mood

10. three favourite Halloween/spooky songs

11. three favourite songs from movie or TV series soundtrack

12. three favourite songs from video games

13. three songs you want at your funeral

14. three songs you want at your wedding

15. three songs you want to dance with your love to

16. three favourite songs for sex

17. three songs that remind you of your crush

18. three songs that remind you of your best friend

19. three songs that are your guilty pleasure

20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one

21. three songs of your childhood

22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad

23. three songs that never fail to get you pumped up

24. three favourite old songs

25. three favourite songs of 2017

26. three favourite non-English songs

27. three songs that you sing while drunk

28. three best songs to get drunk or high to

29. three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives)

30. three songs you really want your followers to know (for reasons other than all those above)

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The tomboy/pink hater to non-binary/pink lover pipeline

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FILM ASK GAME

What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever watched?

What’s the most disturbing movie you’ve ever watched?

An actor/actress you’ve seen in more than 8 movies? Name the movies.

A film you could watch on repeat for the rest of your life?

What’s the very first film you remember watching?

A film you wish you hadn’t watched?

A film you wish had a sequel?

Which book would you like to see adapted into a film?

The most aesthetically pleasing movie you’ve ever watched?

What’s your favourite movie director?

Your favourite movie genre?

A movie that holds a special place in your heart?

Your favourite comedy film?

A music video you would love to see developed into a film?

A film everyone loves but you hate?

A film you love but everyone else hates?

Which cinematic universe would you like to live in?

What’s your favourite biopic?

Mainstream movies or indie movies?

Old movies or contemporary movies?

A film with an amazing soundtrack?

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Out of curiosity, what is the book series that holds a very dear place in your heart? Like, what books send you into a nostalgic pool when you think about them ?

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my gf is writing two different stories and i am in love with many of the characters. i also kin one but that’s beside the point

Friend: here's my oc.

Me: that's my boyfriend now.

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were you a "mud potion, picking up worms with your bare hands and trying to climb every tree you see" weird kid, a "sadistically playing god with your barbie dolls/action figures/plushes" weird kid, or a "devouring entire novels in a single afternoon and then writing wish fulfilment self insert fanfiction for them before you even knew what fanfiction was" weird kid?

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Got absolutely mind fucked the other night so here you go

I was sleeping over with some friends and in the morning, wanna say around 9am, I’d woken up, saw that no one else was up, and then gone back to sleep. Now, normally when I’m dreaming, I know I’m dreaming. It’s not a lucid dream, I can’t control it, but I’m aware it’s a dream so it’s rare for me to be genuinely freaked out by dreams/nightmares.

However, in this dream I was totally unaware that it was a dream. I fell back asleep and woke up (in the dream) at my house. I had been taken from the sleepover, in my sleep and brought home for no reason. I was rightfully upset because no one would explain why my parents had just picked me up early and IN MY SLEEP. Details get a little foggy, but somehow I’m so pissed off I can time travel. Here’s the issue. I don’t know how to time travel. So I go back waaaaay to far and see my mom walking with my older brother, who is a toddler. So I’m like oops. And I try again. I go back EVEN further to 1987 before I figure out that I need to snap my right hand to go forward in time, but it only goes a year at a time. So I make my way slowly but as I get closer it gets harder. So I have to start getting specific memories from each year in order to travel to them. (Keep in mind I am thinking this is 100% real). My dreams never really involve specific details about my life but this one did. I had to ask tons of people I knew, a lot of random questions about my life. Like, remember that time you saved me from getting hit by a car? What year was that? Random shit like that. Eventually I get to 2018 and find all of my friends. I’m freaking out and am like “guys I can time travel” and they’re like “that’s not a thing” and then I’m like “oh?” And snap my fingers and it’s 2019. So they believe me. I’m still pissed about the whole “getting taken in my sleep” thing so we hangout in 2019 for a long time, playing cards and eating food. Then I realize, I have to go back to 2020 eventually because shit could get wild if I’m here too long. So I start saying goodbye to everyone, telling them I love them and blah blah. Apparently in this scenario I was never going to see any of them again? So I finish saying goodbye and snap to 2020. But a few people are still there with me. So I start crying because they start disappearing and I’m obviously not ready to say goodbye. Then everyone is gone and I’m laying in gravel sobbing “I’m sorry I time travelled!!” And then I woke up.

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I love talking on here as if I have more followers than I actually do. Like as if people are actually listening. Fucken wild

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if you know a trans persons deadname no you dont <3

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every time i think, i take 10 damage

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I’m known in my school for two things. 1) getting shot with a fake gun in the hallway more than twice and 2) asking every guest we have if they think a hotdog is a sandwich

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Yasha’s arms are bigger than Fjord’s head no I don’t take criticism