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tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started

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When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky

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This birb is lit asf

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team peggy

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What's your favorite anime??

I’m a christian

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a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

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That's disrespectful he is mr. Worldwide our world leader

No, thank you, President Pitbull.

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holy damn

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me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

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white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

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straights: 👎

gays: 👌

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(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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They have them as their ps background because they're gonna play them. Wow... men ain't shit

This is so cute 😍