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Its the-wxodlxnd-king now, but! I'm back and everything is open and im ready to throw my self back into this community!

   -Independent Thranduil role play blog

  - Ooc/Multi-Verse/Multi-Ship friendly

   - Semi selective 

   -8 years of role playing experience,2 years of it on tumblr

-Mun is of age

   -Au’s are welcome Cross overs as well

   -Skype is available for mutuals 

   -Have watched all the movies, currently working on the books

                                 Home|Mun|Ask

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[[ @the-wxodlxnd-king just letting you know, every time Thorin sees you like/reblog something he just

“Stop touching my things.”]]

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– Prince Thranduil in the War of the Last Alliance

“Oropher was slain in the first assault upon Mordor, rushing forward at the head of his most mighty warriors before Gil-galad had given the signal to advance. Thranduil, his son, survived.”

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Thranduil deleted scenes compilation

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On Anon or not, send “Plot:” + describe something you really want to RP with my muse or something you want to see my muse do (if it’s to/with another RPer, list their username) and I’ll rate it:

fuck no || not really interested || huh?? || give me more details… || sure why not || OMFG YES

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reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

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please reblog this post if you adore crossovers and AUs, i want to know just how many people love throwing their muse into situations they would never experience in their canon verse

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Send "💺" For my muse to sit on your muses lap.

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Hit on my muse

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

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by Сергей Ершов

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Send "You could have been killed!" for my muse's reaction.

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Relationship & Courting antics Asks.

♥ Do they seek out love or let it find the? Are they even interested in romance?

♥  When they have a crush on someone, how do they let them know?

♥ Tell us about a time they were rejected.

♥ Do they spend a lot of time in the courting stage or attempt to get to first base as fast as possible?

♥ Do they wait to be intimate until after marriage or break all the social rules?

♥ Do they have open or closed relationships?

♥ How do they feel about polygamy?

♥ Are they loyal to their partners?

♥ Are they patient with their partners?

♥ Do they include their partners in most aspects of their life?

♥ Do they make an effort to find someone with similar views, be they political or moral?

♥ Do they seek to find a partner purely to further the bloodline and name, is it for true love, or is it for pleasure alone?

♥ Do they sleep in the same bed/room as much as they can or do they sleep separately?

♥ Do they make it a point to eat at lease one meal a day together with their partner, or do they do as they please?

♥ Do they enjoy talking to their partners before going to sleep or is it straight to dreamland?

♥ Do they have at least one bonding activity they devote to doing with their partner exclusively?

♥ What sort of characteristics or quirks draw them to someone?

♥ Do they have a ‘type’?

♥ What was their first impression about their partner/person they are courting?

♥ How did their relationship start?

♥ What was the most romantic time they had with their partner?

♥ Tell us about a sacrifice they made for their significant other.

♥ Do they apologize to their partner even if it wasn’t their fault?

♥ Will they lie for the sake of their significant other’s happiness?

♥ If they could choose their partner again, would they choose the same person?

♥ What do they love most about their significant other?

♥ Have they had dreams about their partner/the person they are courting?

♥ Do they understand their partners/person they are courting’s feelings without them having to say anything?

♥ How do they express their love to their partner?

♥ Would they leave the person they love if it meant saving their life/giving them a better chance at life?

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Pssttt, I’m bored. Send my muse anons about anything you’ve ever wondered about them or the people in their life.

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Trespasser- Closed rp

There was some one in his woods, He cloud hear the shifting in the leaves, the snap of a twig. Just small , subtle shifts that bought the elf king out here, hand gripping his blade firmly as he stepped over roots and fallen branches that had bin covered with the webs of those accursed spiders.

Speaking of those spiders that was another reason the king was rather interested in, Ever since the darkness has seeped into the wood there had bin less and less people daring to venture threw.

There was another crunch of the leaves, causing icy eyes to dart to the side, grip tightening on the hilt of his blade as he drew it out, tip pointed to the supposed trespasser.” Speak swiftly, ‘els you will find your tongue accompanying the roots and webs.” 

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Oropher nodded at the other before turning to is son.”Thranduil if you will.” he said watching as the corner of his sons mouth twitch as if getting ready to retort. Quickly the king held up a hand, silencing the complaints before they could even start.” Pleas.”

It took the princling a few seconds before he nodded his head taking a step back as his eyes moved from his father to the young woman. “Of cores Ada.” Was his simple reply as he made his way towards her hand moving to clasp behind his back giving her a nod to let her know that he was ready to fallow, listening as his father turned to the other ruler whispering softly so they were not over heard.

‘I do’ | Closed RP

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An arranged marriage. That was the way they decided to mend things? An a ranged marriage. Thranduil let out a breath hands fiddling with his slaves as he stood next to his father. Icy eyes remaining forward as the agreements were discussed. This was, aggravating nothing was divulged with him, he didn’t even find out about the arrangement until a few days prior.

“Isn’t that right prince Thranduil.” At his name the eleven prince blinked, having bin caught not paying attention, only to earn a sigh from his father. Ah yes this as a brilliant idea in deed

She was fuming internally. However, with every labored breath her father drew, she found herself giving in to this plan. Ever since her mother passed in the Spring, he hand’t been the same. Ellyn knew he was fading and it made her more scared than anything else. But,t his arranged marriage was to take her far from home–from him and send her into a realm she’d vaguely visited with the hopes of mending their once peaceful pact.

While her betrothed seemed to get lost in his thoughts, Ellyn was paying careful and close attention. And though the contract was binding, she would still pour over it herself to find a way out. She wanted to marry for love like her parents had, not for her people…Though, she’d endure it nonetheless. Then her father spoke.

“Ellyn, please, escort Prince Thranduil to the dining room, his father and I need a moment alone.”

Nodding, she leaned down and kissed her father’s cheek. “Yes, Da, as you wish.” Then her gaze met Thranduil’s for a moment before she crossed to room to stand in front of him, bowing her head for a moment. “Please, follow me, my lord.”