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Saturday night at Bhaal temple, with an off-duty soon to be Archduke.

Somehow, Durge really did make his Father proud, by throwing the dopest party the Gate had ever known, at his crib, in his name! "Pave my path with asses, build my castle with boozes", eh?

And the other six nights were like:

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Dark Urge: I kill for my own amusement.

Gortash: So valid of you, bestie, but here's how you can turn your hobby into a career-

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does this resonate with ANYONE

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SO. Gortash when he becomes the Avatar of Tyranny.

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Description of Bane's Avatar from the 2e book Faiths & Avatars...

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For those curious, as of today...

The top most popular confession on our blog:

And out of our top 12 most popular confessions, Gale is the subject of 9 of them. The remaining 3 are about Astarion.

Unsurprisingly, this trend is also reflected in our top 10 most confessed about characters:

Gale (89)

Astarion (83)

Zevlor (79)

Halsin (61)

Gortash (37)

Wyll (34)

Rugan (29)

Karlach (28)

Shadowheart (26)

Rolan (25)

Is it that Gale fans are the most numerous, or just the most shameless? Either way, Galefuckers are engaging with this blog the most by far, submitting the most confessions and making the most reblogs and comments. As a Galefucker myself, I hope my bias isn't influencing the blog too much! I do submit my own confessions about characters other than Gale sometimes, I swear!!

The rizzard might be the most popular for now, but who knows where we'll end up? There is still time to pump up numbers for your other faves. Eventually, we will do an in-depth statistical analysis of the entire blog, once we've compiled enough data. Perhaps as a New Years celebration!

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I already deleted all the layers, but for you, I shall remake it!

Do what you will with that.

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Hear me out....

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*at the coronation*

Durge: I'm sorry, who are you? I seem to have forgotten.

Astarion: if you forgot, he can't have been that important.

Durge: you're probably right. So, guy who wasn't very important to me in a past life, what can I do for you?

Gortash *immediately takes 300 psychic damage and keels over dead*

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Sir, please stop feeding the Slayers your political rivals, it’s bad for their health

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Gale is a Flight response

Gortash is a Fight response.

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Diversity win! The Emo Fascist and the literal child of a murder god are in love (and also they want your vote).

I need a new bumper sticker and this came to me in a tadpole dream.

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more pillow stuff . save me

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lord enver gortash + texposts

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Divine intervention when Gortash says "It's like you were made for me" to Durge during sex

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway