the2ndkiddo

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Spread the word.

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When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

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i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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What's moo deng doing these days. I feel like we haven't heard from moo deng in a while.

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white rabbits

insta

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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ya'll who's up for group meowing

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you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

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I’m no doctor but that doesn’t seem to be quite right.

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora