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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

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my gf's fridge is basically only redbull cause she's an ADHD Chaos Creature and she's never used her kitchen and I'm like "Baby I am going to COOK for you these are called VEGETABLES this is PROTEIN this is homecooked GOODNESS for your tummy right here because you have to EAT " 😤

when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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untraceable cyberbucks

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Hey Abi - did you know Bardo St James (the restaurant you mentioned in the Handbook interview) closed? Any thoughts? Personally gutted I won't get to visit.

I know, I'm gutted about that! I hope the chef goes on somewhere else, or the space becomes a different restaurant, I loved it! That means the date I had there must have been on one of the last nights it was open :(

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I just watched Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend, and I'm confused: Belladonna was hot, but bad?

But seriously. I really liked the film! It reminded me of that "Every Frame a Painting: Who Wins the Scene?" except nobody won. Some people just lost less and tried to help others not lose.

lmao thank you!

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this is the energy i'm bringing to KJB religion season

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Why is there an ex that we don’t talk about?

if i told you that we wouldn't not be talking about her would we

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the Star Wars fandom isn't having enough fun with the acronym for the Confederacy of Independent Systems but this one youtuber is showing us the way

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Sigourney Weaver on the set of Alien (1979)

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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