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homewrecker but for the workplace.

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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Appreciate your doctors, mein Freund! (Ignore the blatant evil energy radiating off them)

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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Forbidden treats part 2

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and the end result…

this man wore sneakers to the science Oscars.

@lechatonetlacoccinelle :)

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He loves his son trust

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ill forever be obsessed with @quotidianish ‘s au of baby tavish and merasmus mom <3

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Some more doodles of this

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Tf2 au where. That’s just his family. Some lame fucking wizard and a goofy ass book. Picked up some orphan from crypt’s grammar school and ran with him.

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My dad was sorting through his wallet and the cat was interested in what he was doing so he started holding his cards down for the cat to sniff and explaining to him what they all were.

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Nya?

Doodled some cat Spy during the heat wave :3

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Trans soldier!!1!1!

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im kind of obsessed with spoovy but i think heavy would constantly forget that spy has so much less hp than he does and accidentally murder his boyfriend all the time

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Beg For Mercy

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(Minor Ch4 Spoilers?) Horrifying situation I just thought up. [COMMISSIONS OPEN if interested]