theabyssiniancat

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Ever been just too comfortable to move? Right.

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Togetherness!

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Cat Instructions:

(1) Don't get them wet

(2) Don't feed them after midnight

(3) AND DON'T SET THEM DOWN IN THE SUN!

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That's one in the tube and one waiting patiently.

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A pair of Meat Inspectors preparing to render a judicial opinion on my roast beef sandwich. They figure to leave me the bun.

I've always felt that they tended to over-intellectualize the process of performing an inspection, so I've got another two sandwiches hidden for later. These aren't the first Meat Inspectors I've ever met, and I've been over-intellectualized out of lunch before.

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I don't care how much you extol your editing skills, you hit the "esc" key far too often!

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It's "The Afternoon Nap" time.

I, of course, am required to stay still for a couple of hours to properly support this activity, and that means that I am forced, FORCED, to nap as well.

I'll just have to "man up" and do my best.

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We're not the only ones to enjoy the flowers!

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I can imagine all the trials you face today! For my part, I'll wait right here with Zen-like calm for you to return from the fray, bloody but victorious.

Either that, or just go to sleep.

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A Small Adventure

A tiny bird somehow worked its way down the exhaust tube and into the stove, where it was flying about and twittering plaintively for hours. The felines never left, raptly waiting for it to figure out how to escape into the living room, or as the cats refer to it, the "Lunch Area". 🤣

I eventually let the bird back out into the Outside World. The cats, who are used to me doing weird things (like throwing perfectly good food away) eventually forgave me.

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MOM, TODAY'S BEEN ROUGH.

BRING ME A COOKIE!

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There comes a time in everyones life when you think: Do I have enough cats? And the answer can be: YES. i CAN'T USE THE COMPUTER ANYMORE. And get that paw off the keyboard! Thank you.

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If you measure the area of the cat and compare it to the area of blue robe, you'll see that there is approximately 23% more robe than cat showing here. Since I'M under the blue robe, I think that means that this qualifies as a "selfie with cat". You're welcome! I think I look lovely too.

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When it's time to relax, and you're just too chill for words...

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I see. And did you think to leave ME some room? After all, that IS my bed you're camped out on.

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Don't look at me like that! Breakfast was at 0730. If you're late, the table is empty!

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It's the oddest thing. I put my blue robe down in the usual place last night, and now it's gone. I can't imagine what's become of it...