hilda furacao link if anyones interested
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scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
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Like as an alcoholic I HATE the fatphobia related to any form of treatment. The idea that I should stop drinking cause it'll make me lose weight, the way doctors will point out my "beer belly" before they talk about my liver or my kidneys or the social aspect of my drinking problem, the way people only care about my drinking problem cause it makes me fat. You don't care about me as someone who's struggling with addiction.
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no one asked but I’m making it known: i fully support Pedro Pascal cussing out anyone who makes him uncomfortable. i think it would be neat. i think if TMZ walked up to him and asked a stupid, invasive question while he was trying to get in his car and he said “go fuck yourself 😌” i would somehow find more love in my heart for him. i think more celebrities should do that. and i think if you think differently, you need to reevaluate your relationship with boundaries.
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love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock
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I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!
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