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Adam, it's been a moment. How have you been?

- @dr-footloose

//AHHH I NEVER SAW THIS BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING A LOT OF ASKS FROM BOTS!!! IM SORRY!!///

I’ve been fine. Yknow with a fucked up ankle and shoulder (wonder fucking why) but fine. You?

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Adam, did I ever tell you that my playlist passed 3,000 songs? Because it did, can't remember if I already told you, but yeah, it's currently at 3,250 songs.

How long is that playlist? Like if I listened to it without stopping how long would it take me, cause honestly that sounds pretty fire

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Adam, once I had a dream about eating lemon cake. It was a good dream, very tasty cake.

I want lemon cake now so thanks dude. But what do you want me to say about that??? Did you get your cake afterward??

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Guess what? The lump started to leak pus today, 'twas not fun (but also was?), but at least we know it's a cyst now.

Dude! Holly hell- are you ok? Like seriously??

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Guys- I remember being told by some people that one day I’ll mature and I won’t realize it until it happens and all that stereotypical bullshit, but that was NEVER supposed to happen, yknow? But chat- literally this morning I got to watch di open the Easter basket that I got to make, right?? And it was like- the best fucking thing ever. She said the Easter bunny did better than last year, soo BOOM! Honestly it was the cutest shit and because I’m so excited over this I feel so fucking lame but for once it doesn’t even matter. It’s such a weird thing. But yeah happy Easter for those who celebrate

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Oh damn, I sent that hair follicle ask SO long ago, forgot I did that. But, uh, update, not an ingrown hair follicle, it's just a swollen lump... I'm gonna get it checked out on Monday.

Yeah sorry about not responding. Shit happens man. But totally sick about the lump. That’s nasty good luck on getting it checked. Don’t die cause that’d suck

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I think you would do great on a boat. You need to do some sailing, get some fresh air out on the open sea, feel the ocean breeze in your hair, become a pirate and terrorize the world with violent naval attacks until you successfully have the rulers of every single major country doing your bidding, catch some fish.

Dude!! That’s what I’m saying! Plus most pirates were gay so I can bring my boyfriend with me and we can fucking terrorize places together! Plus I’d look totally fucking hot as a pirate

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I guess the mental issues technically do count, but I was hoping for more obscure stuff. I could tell mental issues run in the family from a distance, I mean, have you SEEN your brother??

I wish I hadn’t seen my brother. Joking of course but still. Uh- for other obscure stuff I can’t really think of shit. I guess lots of family members have like a mole in the same spot???? David and I didn’t get that though cause we’re lucky and it fed into my fantasy as a kid that I was kidnapped and my real family would take me away from my shitty won. Fun times

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Well, Adam, I've reviewed the songs you've suggested for your edit, and I have to say, your choices SUCK (except for the sir mix-a-lot song, but I don't wanna do something everybody else and their mother already has). So, you're getting edited to I Put the 'Metro' in Metronome by Cute Is What We Aim For, and you're going to LIKE IT.

Dude sorry for taking so long to get back. Literally logged off and then shit happened, yknow??? But not the point. My songs did NOT suck and you’re just uncultured…send me that edit though cause I’m severely nosey

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do you eat beans

Not unless im forced to? I eat like a child. I stick to like- junk food preferably. I draw the fucking line at beans

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I eated your hair.

Um. No?? Dude id look ASS bald- actually no not just ass. I’d look like a flat ass- aka disappointing and BAD

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If i could, I'd make you a permanent fixture in my pile of stuffed animals.

Um Thanks I think??? That sounds like some weird shit- I know people sell weird plushies of me cause they’re obsessed with something that literally drove me crazy. Buy one of those dude

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Adam, I have an ingrown hair follicle.

Ew RIP ig. Maybe don’t have one, ever thought of that? But seriously dude that sucks

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hey ho

Hey bitch what’s up

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Adam, do any strange things run in your family?

Uh- not really. My family’s kinda boring. I mean, like being double jointed?? But nothing really great. But we do have a bunch of mental issues if you count that?

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Adam, if I make an edit of you, what song would you like it to be to?

Ok- there’s two. If you want like- a serious answer then you should do something from mindless self indulgence, like get it up or faggot. But if you want you should do something a lot more fun and chill- like that one song that was trending in the summer of 2024 I think it’s called nasty dog???

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Adam, are you going to see the minecraft movie?

I saw it a few hours ago with Di. I’m disappointed to say…it was fucking great and Larry didn’t appreciate it. Oh, and Steve and that one dude (trash man dude or whatever) were so gay. Something else Larry didn’t agree with. But they were totally getting freaky