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me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?
me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:
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Euphoria paintings in full resolution









Not a sprite, but I was so happy that there were high-res versions in the game's files. I figured other people have been hoping for them too ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
#the ones with the mouths fuck im ngl#i love that you can tell towa is so normal and well adjusted from these
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Jerking off is incest
Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored
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My dad raises grass-fed beef cattle and I help him sell it, mainly by maintaining an online presence. For a while, I kept having the most ridiculous conversations with people who I assume were marketing students. I didn't want to be rude so I'd try to let them down gently but this one guy just kept insisting that with his magical marketing skills he could grow our business.
What he could not seem to comprehend is that we could not grow our business, at least not without significant time and monetary investment. Cows take two years from pregnancy to the size that you can sell. If we buy adult cows, our margins become razor thin or even negative. Even if we somehow could acquire some cows, our barn and hay fields are already near maximum capacity. Renting another field would be relatively easy, building a bigger barn not so much.
Cows are living animals, they aren't widgets that can be produced infinitely. Besides that, many businesses inherently cannot grow, because if they do they'll become something else. The delicious bakery down the street cannot produce much more than they do, if they began mass marketing and production they'd eventually be selling the equivalent of Twinkies. We grow grass-fed, organic beef, if we expanded how long would that last? Eventually we'd become the very factor farms that we hate. Some things can only ever be made on a small scale and they are usually the best things.
But also, what are they teaching them at marketing school and how is it so disconnected from reality?
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What would I know about post-traumatic stress? I only had my newborn ripped from my arms by my judgmental father and then had to run 500 years after my entire family had been slaughtered by a psychopath. But hey, that didn’t have any lingering side effects.
KATHERINE PIERCE in The Vampire Diaries (2009—2017)
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In recent years of Dr who the doctor generally doesn't use physical violence due to his moral scruples but in 60s who the doctor generally didn't use physical violence bcos he was delegating it to whichever handsome 21 year old boy he was toting around
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If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest
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Do you ever think about Doggerland?
Like how fucked up is it that it’s just….. gone.

I tend to forget about it and then when I remember it again I’m like “Oh yeah! There’s like an entire country sized stretch of land that’s just fucking GONE.
well…. “gone”….

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how is guitar like the most popular instrument the neck is so looong how do you move your hand so fast. and dont say effort over time because i only have 2 seconds left on this earth before the
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Shuji & Machu in MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM GQUUUUUUX E12
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