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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

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And I am a dom. My poor future husband better like the bottom cuz that is where he gonna stay.

@animehasmyheart

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Had extra chocolate after decorating cookies for party. We put the left over to good use. One is the lyrics to Beauty and the Beast- Tale as old as time and the other is lyrics from Mulan- Reflection

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Whoops

@tsuni-ami1313, sister M, myself and @chibiarmygeneral at a baby shower with booze (no the mommy to be is not drink but everyone else is). Tsuni, semi drunk with a jello shot: I just to get the jello shot to work Me: just finger it. * they all look at me* shut up!

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The Story of Dingo

Myself, @tsuni-ami1313 and @chibiarmygeneral had gone to a little brother baseball game. Tsuni sees a dog and quickly things get out of hand. We ask around realize that the dog has no owner and then decide that we are going to catch it to keep it safe (he was running into the street and we didn’t want him getting hit). We take off 3 girls vs one dog should be easy right...no Chibi gets cut on one of the ball field fence, my heart (I have a condition) feels like it dying in my chest, so all that remains it Tsuni. She chase that dog for 45 mins, recruits a soccer team to help her but finally she has the dog. After all of this Tsuni, the hero of the night, decides to name him Dingo. 

Ps. We didn’t take him to the pound because we didn’t want him to be euthinized, so we keep him at Tsuni’s place for the night and eventually took him over to my dad, who foster dogs, place. My dad and step-mom managed to find him a happy and loving home. 

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Friends call me wondering if they left food at my house. I told them no and they had no idea where it is.

@hiyachan93 : We have no idea where it is. It’s not in my house or your house.

@tsuni-ami1313 : The aliens abducted it. Aliens stole my Stromboli!!!!

*During this conversation apparently a dog was near the car and then it vanished…[I think I heard that part right] and no don’t get the dog Tsuni!*

Me: Apparently they like Italian. We need to call Voltron.

Tsuni: We’re ranting 11:30 at night because of my missing Stromboli. I’m gonna fight the alien that took my Stromboli!!

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So much regret

Onetime @tsuni-ami1313 was spending the night at my place. We had just finished watching the 2004 Batman animated series, the episode where Freeze shows up for the first time. 

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE....SIX HOURS OF ICE PUNS AND SO MUCH REGRET

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Once I forgot who I was for a whole 1/2 hour

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I forgot the baby!

So @tsuni-ami1313 is the baby sister of the group and at one time I was responsible for picking her up to go to the college. Well I made it to school when @chibiarmygeneral: Where’s Tsuni. 

Me, shouting: Oh no I forgot my baby. 

Anyway later on in @chibiarmygeneral‘s class one of her classmates was in student hangout area at the same time I yell that I had forgotten by baby. He asked her about it because he thought I forgot my REAL baby. 

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You know I didn't even figure out I was white until I was 17. True Story

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Getting to know the sisters

@chibiarmygeneral: Quite, doesn’t like to be touched much, being around people is physically exhausting. OCD style collects things. Designated calm me down sister. Pretty much the common sense of the group. Eldest sister emotionally. Youngest in actual age.

@tsuni-ami1313: has the memory of a goldfish (seriously she forgets her own name), oblivious to everything, morbid sense of humor. Crazy. Baby sister but actually the second oldest.

Me: anxiety squared, okayish memory, road rager. I’m the mother emotionally oldest in age too.

Sister M: rage monster, hurt her sisters and she WILL hurt you 10× worse. Armed at all times, really into tsunderes. Twin baby sister with @tsuni-ami1313 but she actually the second youngest age wise