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i hauve a cold

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sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

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flip the script on penetration metaphors. yonic weapons, phallic wounds.

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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barbie! redrawn from barbie trading cards from the 1960s

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barbie and ken: redrawn from the barbie trading cards from the 1960s

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Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

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"A girl too lovely to be really true..."

I've never drawn Brandy's Cinderella before and thought it was time to cross that off the list. I so appreciate this adaptation for having a Filipino prince, what a dream! And Brandy's so angelic and perfect in this role.

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they can't die god won't let them

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Howl's Moving Castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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LADY AND THE TRAMP (1955) Dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson And Hamilton Luske

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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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Cinderella (1950) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, Hamilton Luske