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Me looking at myself in the mirror at 3am after reading smut for 4 hours straight instead of sleeping:

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DANCE FOR US ELVIS CHILD! EARN YOUR FREEDOM FROM THE MUSIC BOX!

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I had to bring this over from twitter I screamed posted originally on twitter by @RqzvE

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Ey, just checking in. You okay?

Am I ?

spoilers ⬇️

He wasn’t even wearing socks 😭

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One of my favourite picrews so far incredible range and exclusivity!!! 🩷🩷🩷

Here I am!!!

Thank you so much for the tag Zara 🥰

@mortsdiscordkitten19

PICREW THREAD!!!!

Here’s the link

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/643839

Tag whoever u want to join

@182-ash @a-gay-little-ghost-2 @kit-is-a-weeb @lillylvjy @art3m1s-adelia @fayeisuppose

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Amethyst

earrings, violet corts, parades, gemstones, insect wings, grape bushels, outer space. your essence is amethyst: you are passion and pride, impulsive to the core. you thrive on experiences; attention naturally suits you, and having all eyes makes your best traits glow even brighter. you wish to live freely and without regrets. you are the performer. you are the charmer. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of orchid, lavender, magenta, and royal, who share your confidence. you are also drawn to the reticent souls amaranth and hickory, who will help you grow and see that you are worth admiration even without success. however, you may struggle to get along with the perfectionistic personalities of moss and marigold who attach too strongly to detail.

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!

@mortsdiscordkitten19 and @kenzielou626 and anyone else who’s interested

yall pls take this what color is your aura quiz

terracotta

canyons, woven rugs, bandanas, pottery pieces, matchsticks, cattails, broken nails. your essence is terracotta: you are a building storm, autonomous and resolute. you build your walls strong; no one can see your vulnerabilities, not when you keep them within your rich internal life. you are disciplined and devoted to your friends, but rarely show them weakness in return. you are the guardian. you are the wolfdog. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of tawny, garnet, red, and brown, who share your strong resolve. you are also drawn to the open-minded souls mauve and honey, who will help you grow and show you that it is alright to be emotionally attached. however, you may struggle to get along with the withdrawn personalities of jade and chiffon who are self-doubting.

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Aaahhhh thanks for the tag love!!!

Like a dog I wait and wait till the bird between my teeth rots yet I never howl or bark for any attention at all, the sky fades into a navy bruise the collar tightens as I grow taller and I cannot scream.

Thank you for the tag!!!

@kenzielou626 (if you want) and anyone else!!

Last Line Tag!

Tagged by: @hellonoblesky YAYYYY!!! Thank you!!!!

Rules: Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

Sentence:

Dazai doesn't answer, but Fyodor waits a moment before continuing. A power move most wouldn't catch, but he does and it sparks a cold flame at the bottom of his ribcage.

tags!!! @iwritenarrativesandstuff @sstringed-wordss @dapperenby13 @evermorethecrow @/any other writers I didn't tag but see this

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@mortsdiscordkitten19

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can we all pretend i didn't say that and instead said something much cooler and more interesting also

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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies

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girls don't want gold earrings as presents they want charcuterie board earrings instead

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