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PSA don't do anything involving an xacto knife after midnight because if your head starts itching eepy mcstupidbrain might decide it's a good idea to scratch your head with that xacto knife.

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Same. Love to crunch.

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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Not me spending 2 hours putting washi tape on my crutches

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People in the notes keep mentioning the lack of chefs hat, but there is in fact another way in which the rat controls you by pulling your nipples!

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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I already have evil penis, it's also called vaginal atrophy 🙄

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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I love how you're all poetic about it and I'm just like " apocalypse time I suppose ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ "

which is definitely not an omen

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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

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I know exactly what post prompted this. I'm never beating the allegations.

I just got followed by a vore blog.

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I just got followed by a vore blog.

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Thank you @asmolfirefly and everyone who got me to 10000 reblogs!

*dies*

"low support needs disabled people are often not believed to have a disability at all and therefore struggle to get accommodations."

"high support needs disabled people's accommodations are often seen as 'too much' and therefore are not met."

"neurodivergent people's needs are often dismissed because nothing is physically wrong with them."

"physically disabled people people often cannot physically access buildings and people refuse to do anything about it."

"invisibly disabled people are seen as lazy by society."

"visibly disabled people are ostracized from society."

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE DISABILITY

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which is definitely not an omen

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@staff free my friend plz they didn't do anything wrong

I keep reblogging stuff from people, and commenting on stuff and then I remember that... they aren't going to see it. And I just get so fucking sad. Free me.