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[theangel-aziraphale]

Congratulations?

*knocks* uhm Hi mister Aziraphale… can I talk with you? I‘m a little overwhelmed rn… @gay4azi asked me to be his platoon iCal wife and now he, @icelandnightmare and @pissylittlebirdboy argue about that… I don‘t really know what I am supposed to do….

*He opens the door to Ellie and looks a bit confused.*

I'm not sure what a "platoon iCal" wife (did you mean platonic wife?) is... you may have to affirm that any decisions you make on whether you accept that title or not are entirely yours to make.

I understand if they want to protect you, but by being overbearing, that can lead to resentment.

I hope they don't bother you with this for much longer.

[theangel-aziraphale]

*He looks a little bit worried by how sudden this all seems*

It’s a bit short notice don’t you think? I think I will sit this one out Ellie, I’m not sure I like the idea of a Hunger Games themed wedding. I support your choice to get married, even… if I do think you’re too young to make that decision.

*knocks* uhm Hi mister Aziraphale… can I talk with you? I‘m a little overwhelmed rn… @gay4azi asked me to be his platoon iCal wife and now he, @icelandnightmare and @pissylittlebirdboy argue about that… I don‘t really know what I am supposed to do….

*He opens the door to Ellie and looks a bit confused.*

I'm not sure what a "platoon iCal" wife (did you mean platonic wife?) is... you may have to affirm that any decisions you make on whether you accept that title or not are entirely yours to make.

I understand if they want to protect you, but by being overbearing, that can lead to resentment.

I hope they don't bother you with this for much longer.

[theangel-aziraphale]

*knocks* uhm Hi mister Aziraphale… can I talk with you? I‘m a little overwhelmed rn… @gay4azi asked me to be his platoon iCal wife and now he, @icelandnightmare and @pissylittlebirdboy argue about that… I don‘t really know what I am supposed to do….

*He opens the door to Ellie and looks a bit confused.*

I'm not sure what a "platoon iCal" wife (did you mean platonic wife?) is... you may have to affirm that any decisions you make on whether you accept that title or not are entirely yours to make.

I understand if they want to protect you, but by being overbearing, that can lead to resentment.

I hope they don't bother you with this for much longer.

[theangel-aziraphale]

Thank you, dear. I love them. *He takes the flowers and gives them a littol sneef.* They're going to look lovely on my desk!

Beep beep!

*The Bentley parks up near the Bookshop with the passenger side window rolled down. There's a bouquet of light blue delphiniums on the passenger seat*

*Aziraphale looks outside and sees the Bentley. He comes outside smiling and pats the belived car on its hood.*

Hello darling - oh, what's this?

*He looks into the passenger side, delphiniums catching his eye with their vibrancy.*

[theangel-aziraphale]

Beep beep!

*The Bentley parks up near the Bookshop with the passenger side window rolled down. There's a bouquet of light blue delphiniums on the passenger seat*

*Aziraphale looks outside and sees the Bentley. He comes outside smiling and pats the belived car on its hood.*

Hello darling - oh, what's this?

*He looks into the passenger side, delphiniums catching his eye with their vibrancy.*

[theangel-aziraphale]

🎩

🐙

🧥

👖

👞👞

*The Mindflayer invites themself inside*

Fascinating. You are the first of your kind I have met. In my home universe, 'angels' do not exist, but we've ventured out into the multiverse. What can I offer you in exchange for the brains of your community 'Heaven'? You do not need them to survive, I understand.

... I don't think you should take my fellow angels' brains. I don't think they'd aporeciate it. Except perhaps a few that only use their corporations for bullying other angels or demons... I suppose they'd technically not need their brains. We do get issued new corporations very quickly...

However, I cannot, in good conscience, allow you to take any brains of the mortals in this universe. You will have to leave for a different one.

*Aziraphale cannot help but admire its outfit, despite the question it posed.*

[theangel-aziraphale]

"Hello Leo! My, my, 2 years on a mask? I hope you're proud of your work! It looks lovely! You look a bit like a traditional gargoyle like this!"

*GOOOOOOOD MORNING @thedemon-crowley!! Hope you're not feeling like a wIMP bc today is a SILLAY day!!!!*

*WOAGGGG!!! A DRAGON?!! No- no it's just the gargoyle. Sigh. Anyway, it's wearing a paper mache'd dragon mask! Cool! The contraption from yesterday is still there- it's just out of frame for rhe picture. The picture above is from the phone. Okay???!1!?1!1!!!11*

*Ping! @theangel-aziraphale! You have a text! It contains the image above, along with a message!*

"Hiya Aziraphale! Past Leo again. Hope you don't mind these messages! Either way, today I am a dragon! RAWR!!! I made that mask myself, think I started construction on it 2022? I put tape on my face to make a base, then made it with paper mache, I painted it orange, too! I tried to make a functional lower jaw- however it was shaped all wonky and I couldn't get the mechanics to work. I know how to do it now, but I'd hade to construct a new jaw. I still have the magazine I used to make the original mask. Actually, I just used part of it the other day to modify a cat mask. I'm rambling. Good morning <3"

[theangel-aziraphale]

*Aziraphale and Crowley were on a jaunt to a local "after-hours" café when Aziraphale got a text back. He's mid mouthful on a piece of cake as he texts back.*

"That already sounds rather exciting! Is this a cartoon that succeeds a graphic novel? I'd love to read it if it takes my fancy! I have a very small section of collectors editions of some of my favourite mangas in the bookshop so I can add it there."

*Good morning @thedemon-crowley!! OP totally didn't forget this 😇 You look out to see.....*

*Huh! Wonder what Leo is playing out. Oh! And the alarm clock is ringing! Wow, what a fancy little contraption! It seems to be made mostly out of LittleBits! By the alarm clock, there's a battery pack connected to a sound censor. The censor is activated by the alarm, and it connects to 3 wires which go up a stool, and then connect to a motor bit. The motor bit is taped to the stool to not tip over. One of the arms on the motor bit has a 3D printed plastic bit connected to it, which is holding a stylus. Leo has propped her phone on a tripod right next to the stool, and it's opened on an app. The motor bit makes the stylus push a button on its phone.*

*Pling! @theangel-aziraphale, you just got a text! It contains a picture of Leo as they're sat right now, along with a message.*

*"Hi Aziraphale! It's Leo! I made a contraption that allows me to send you pictures of my silly poses. Today I am imitating Marcille from an anime called Dungeon Meshi, in an episode where she gets turned to stone."*

[theangel-aziraphale]

*Aziraphale was in the middle of making himself a very tasty looking breakfast (bacon pancakes with butter and maple syrup. The pancakes look like they have specks of cinnamon in them.) Just as he's drying his hands after washing them, he turns looking over at his phone as it pings.

He couldn't smile more if he could. And he tried! Seeing Leo's new pose was delightful. He sends a text over as soon as he's soaked up the photo and message.*

"Good morning Leo! I'm not too familiar with any new cartoons. However, I would be more than happy to be shown this one. I hope this 'Marcille' has a similar condition to you, or perhaps is cured of her petrification promptly? I look forward to hearing from you.

Aziraphale"

*Good morning @thedemon-crowley!! OP totally didn't forget this 😇 You look out to see.....*

*Huh! Wonder what Leo is playing out. Oh! And the alarm clock is ringing! Wow, what a fancy little contraption! It seems to be made mostly out of LittleBits! By the alarm clock, there's a battery pack connected to a sound censor. The censor is activated by the alarm, and it connects to 3 wires which go up a stool, and then connect to a motor bit. The motor bit is taped to the stool to not tip over. One of the arms on the motor bit has a 3D printed plastic bit connected to it, which is holding a stylus. Leo has propped her phone on a tripod right next to the stool, and it's opened on an app. The motor bit makes the stylus push a button on its phone.*

*Pling! @theangel-aziraphale, you just got a text! It contains a picture of Leo as they're sat right now, along with a message.*

*"Hi Aziraphale! It's Leo! I made a contraption that allows me to send you pictures of my silly poses. Today I am imitating Marcille from an anime called Dungeon Meshi, in an episode where she gets turned to stone."*

[theangel-aziraphale]

Hmm.. mine might be stern yet generous?

Crowley made a face when I asked if he agreed...

Crowley: What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?  Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?  Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!  Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[theangel-aziraphale]

I"ll lpen a botle for uoy !

Since my car will be unavailable on Fridays, we ought to make a thing. Like a tradition. What do you say?

- C x

Oh, I'd live to make a thing with you! We could take the train somewhere! Perhaps go into Central or Warerloo?

[theangel-aziraphale]

Oh, stop it. I only had a few glasses..

Since my car will be unavailable on Fridays, we ought to make a thing. Like a tradition. What do you say?

- C x

Oh, I'd live to make a thing with you! We could take the train somewhere! Perhaps go into Central or Warerloo?

[theangel-aziraphale]

I see... alright! I suppose I will have to wait!

I got a post-it note saying you said I look lovely 😳👉🏻👈🏻 I just wanted to say thanks and that you look nice too

Also. Do you see me as a statue often or?

Only if Crowley sends me a photo or if I visit the flat! Oh, and thank you, Leo. That's very kind of you to say! *He smiles*

[theangel-aziraphale]

You're welcome. *He smiles affectionately at Beetle.*

Hii Aziraphale! Um... Since Bentley gets a half day off... And the plants get a half day off... And Leo the statue person gets a half day off... On... On fridays....

I was wondering if um

If I could have a half day off on fridays too?

- @bentleysbeetle

Well... of course you can?

*He asks only because he wasn't aware Beetle... worked like the others did? He decides its best not to questions this.*

Do as you please dear!

[theangel-aziraphale]

Oh! Okay..? Can I know what that is?

I got a post-it note saying you said I look lovely 😳👉🏻👈🏻 I just wanted to say thanks and that you look nice too

Also. Do you see me as a statue often or?

Only if Crowley sends me a photo or if I visit the flat! Oh, and thank you, Leo. That's very kind of you to say! *He smiles*

[theangel-aziraphale]

Since my car will be unavailable on Fridays, we ought to make a thing. Like a tradition. What do you say?

- C x

Oh, I'd live to make a thing with you! We could take the train somewhere! Perhaps go into Central or Warerloo?

[theangel-aziraphale]

Hii Aziraphale! Um... Since Bentley gets a half day off... And the plants get a half day off... And Leo the statue person gets a half day off... On... On fridays....

I was wondering if um

If I could have a half day off on fridays too?

- @bentleysbeetle

Well... of course you can?

*He asks only because he wasn't aware Beetle... worked like the others did? He decides its best not to questions this.*

Do as you please dear!