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#aflockofshadowscars - a new indie semi-selective multimuse rp blog based on the different media in the Grishaverse including Netflix's shadow and bone show, the Shadow and Bone trilogy, Six of Crows duopoly, and the King of Scars duology

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Reblog if you’re an indie The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters RP account.

We are creating a masterlist for every The Mortal Instruments and Shadowhunters roleplayer.

The list is here.

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Promo made by a new friend @gentlesource

Indie Selective Multimuse Rp with fandoms such as HOTD, Star Wars,TVD, Witcher, Turn, Originals, Witcher, TMI, TID, Wednesday, OUAT, Six of Crows and more including lots of YA fandoms.

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Please reblog this if you are a Shadowhunters Chronicles RP blog

There are so many of us probably out there are we can’t seem to find each other so...

Write in the tags the character you write

If you are show/book based and if book which series you are from

If you are an OC, Canon or Multimuse blog

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𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃��𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒,” 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒹. “𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝑜. 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁—𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒, 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒿𝑒𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒹𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓈𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇. “

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the infernal devices … sentence starters

“So he must live.“

“Well, I don’t want you to die.”

“I won’t live like this. I’d rather die.”

“I love you so much, so incredibly much.”

“I only wanted pleasant dreams for once.”

“You can’t love her as I do. No one could.“

“You are human. Never think you are not.”

“Is it because I’m better-looking than you?“

“Who ever said we were owed happiness?“

“He’s going to kill someone. Or get us killed.“

“We are all the pieces of what we remember.”

“No one would blame you. He’s very annoying.”

“Every heart has its own melody, you know mine.“

“I can still hear her sometimes, calling out for me.“

“If there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it.”

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?“

“They say you cannot love two people equally at once.”

“I forget when you’re close to me, I forget who you are.“

“I want more than that. You made me want more than that.”

“And I will not be that person. I will not profit from his death.“

“When (name) says ‘enterprising’, he means 'morally deficient’.”

“Goodness — real goodness — has its own sort of cruelty to it.“

“If you can feel hope, guilt, sorrow, love… then, you are human.”

“Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read.“

“And I trust you. I don’t know why — I’ve just met you — but I do.”

“I was hoping for something more akin to indifference? Tolerance?“

“The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all that is mortal passes away.”

“I would never let anyone touch a hair on your head. You know that, right?”

“Clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the Atlantic.“

“It is the only way any of this can ever mean anything. Otherwise it is only — “

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.“

“You showed me I was only ever cursed because I had chosen to believe myself so.“

“Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.“

“Everyone has something they can’t live without. I’ll find out what it is for you, never fear.”

“I was looking for the opposite, really… something that might put an end to being in love.”

“All that pretty face and whatnot just hides how twisted up and rotten he is on the inside.“

“I’d have to be the worst sort of person to think what I’m thinking right now. But I am thinking it.“

“You told me there was possibility, meaning. And now you would turn your back on what you created.“

“Because it will be as if I were waiting for him to die, or took some joy in his death, if it let me have her.“

“Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”

“Pointless, needless suffering and pain? I don’t suppose it would help if I told you that was the way life is?”

“Well, I don’t want you to die. I don’t know why I feel it so strongly — I’ve just met you — but I don’t want you to die.”

“You said I am a good man. But I am not that good a man. And I am–I am catastrophically in love with you.”

“Your skill and technique may, perhaps, require work, but the native talent is certainly there. What you require is practice.”

“We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.“

“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain.”

“If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.”

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City of Ashes Book Quote Rp Meme

Book two of the Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare- feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes

“I don’t want to be a man I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.“

“There’s no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.”

“With him, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.”

"So you’re just that friendly with everybody, is that it?”

“I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

"I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”

"Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”

“Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”

"You want to kiss me, don’t you?”

"Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body,"

“I’ve heard the word ‘fear’. I simply choose to believe it doesn’t apply to me.”

“Sometimes you don’t have to search out danger, sometimes danger finds you”

"There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché?”

“What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name”

“If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I’m not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”

“When you love someone, you don’t have a choice. Love takes your choices away.”

“Some guys look at you like they only want sex. He looks at you like you’ve had sex - it was great and now you’re just friends. Drives girls crazy. Know what I mean?"

“I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

"I prefer to think that I’m a liar in a way that’s uniquely my own.”

Usually I’m remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn’t end in y.”

“I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,”

“I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square.”

“I’m going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”

“Pain is only what you allow it to be”

“No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.”

“You might want to lie down, I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”

“You live in my head all the time.“

“If you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change.”

“I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me.”

“It does? Oh - you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably.”

He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”

"I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself.”

"Oh I know his secret.He’s terrified I’ll tell everyone that he’s always wanted to be a ballerina.”

“Lawful good to lawful evil!”

“They confused beauty with innocence and harmlessness.”

“You disappear so completely into your head sometimes, I wish I could follow you.”

“I didn’t betray you, idiot.”

“Growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you could change”

“Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same.”

“Everyone has choices to make; no one has the right to take those choices away from us. Not even out of love..”

“You do seem obsessed with my look…Could it be that you’re attracted to me?”

“He had become a monster. You just couldn’t see it…because it wore the face of a friend.”

“It’s awfully butch for a bookseller.”

“Hate is nothing when weighed against survival. “

“Suddenly you‘re interested in solving my problems?”

“Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.”

“The nod means 'I am a badass, and I recognise that you too, are a badass.”

“Then again, it was him. He’d pick a fight with a Mack truck if the urge took him.”

"Honestly, if you don’t start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority, I just don’t know what I’ll do with you.”

"You think I haven’t seen the way you two look at each other? The way he says your name? You may not think I can feel, but that doesn’t mean I can’t see feelings in others.”

“Nothing less than 7 inches.”

“Fate is never fair. You are caught in a current much stronger than you are; struggle against it and you’ll drown not just yourself but those who try to save you. Swim with it. and you’ll survive”

“Desire is not always lessened by disgust. Nor can it be bestowed, like a favor, to those most deserving of it. And as my words bind my magic, so you can know the truth. If she doesn’t desire his kiss, she won’t be free.”

"I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register.”

“Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.”

“I can’t believe he didn’t have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter, I must say, I’m disappointed in the little fellow.”

“Sure. And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.”

“If you’re texting him to say 'I think u r kewl’ I’m going to kill you”

"You are mortal; you age; you die, if that is not hell, pray tell me, what is?”

“I was even a little glad that if it wasn’t going to be me she wanted, it was going to be someone who really deserved her.”

"It could be worse, men my age have been known to purchase expensive sports cars and sleep with supermodels.”

"Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole’s sister.”

“I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am”

"You mean father. I despise this modern habit of calling one’s parents by their names.”

'Its not often you get to see someone drool, especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything.”

“Come to think of it, he‘ll probably make you pay the shipping charges yourself.”

“The next thing I knew I was listening to five people shouting. What was that all about, anyway?”

“It looks to me like you‘re using a wall to prop you up. that’s not my definition of ‘standing.’”

“Leaning comes right before standing.”

“To draw something is to try to capture it FOREVER, if you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change”

“It’s always nice when someone volunteers to be the first up against the wall.”

"I take it I’m just supposed to wait out here until vines start growing on me?”

“I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.”

“How do you know what feet taste like?”

“Oh, you know. The usual. A lifetime’s supply of Knicks tickets.

“But if you can’t tell the truth to the people you care about the most, eventually you stop being able to tell the truth to yourself.”

'Finishing my shower. And if you‘ve made me run through all the hot water, I‘ll be very annoyed.”

“I do not understand how you humans can walk in shoes that are that tall.”

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Will Herondale Quote Rp Meme

Based on the victorian era welsh shadowhunter of famed humor, heart, and looks as well as a deep fear of ducks by Cassandra Clare- feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes

“Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.”

“Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”

"Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence,”

“No, i mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say,`Now, that is something i would have done´”

“If love is great, then it is worth fighting for.”

“He is my greatest sin.”

“Dear me, massive blood loss. Death could be imminent.”

“With God on your side, what does luck matter?”

“I think I may be in love with you. Marriage could be in the cards.”

“How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared it to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”

"Is it because I’m better-looking than you?”

“If there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it.”

“You said I am a good man,but I am not that good a man. And I am–I am catastrophically in love with you.”

“I thought perhaps that when you told me you did not love me that my own feelings would fall away and atrophy, but they have not. They have grown every day. I love you now more desperately, this moment, than I have ever loved you before, and in an hour I will love you more than that”

She may be a thousand years old, but she makes an incomparable jam tart. Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal.”

“On the contrary—in order to learn how to pretend to be inebriated, once must become inebriated at least once, as a reference point. Six-Fingered Nigel had been at the mulled cider—“

"That silly thing? Men going around getting their heads chopped off for love? Ridiculous.”

“Clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the Atlantic.”

“I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.”

"I have wanted to do this, every moment of every hour of every day that I have been with you since the day I met you.”

"I had come to think i would never love anyone, but I love her.”

“Do reasons matter when there’s nothing that can be done to change things.”

T’aint my way to turn down payment, but any man who looks like you has got no need of love potions, and that’s a fact.”

“since you say there will be another life for me, let us both pray I do not make as colossal a mess of it as I have this one.”

Our souls are knit. We are one person,”

“While the society disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They’re peculiar that way.”

you were the mirror of my soul. I saw the good in me in you. In your eyes alone I found grace. When you are gone from me, who will see me like that?”

“Who knows your courage better than I?”

“There are so many worse things than death. Not to be loved or not to be able to love: that is worse.”

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"

“Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.”

“There’s plenty of sense in nonsense sometimes, if you wish to look for it.”

“Oh, I can never get enough, which, incidentally, is what your sister said to me when-”

“You wish to marry me now?”

“Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.”

“I’m boasting of my investigative skills, and I would prefer to do it without interruption. Where was I?”

“Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact? Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be."

We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.”

"She is my priority!”

“I’ve never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn’t like it."

“If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist?”

“Sometimes, when I have to do something I don’t want to do, I pretend I’m a character from a book. It’s easier to know what they would do.”

“Excellent. I’ve been told I have a lovely, melodic reading voice."

"You do believe everything I say, though, don’t you? Do I seem unusually trustworthy to you, or are you just a naive sort?”

"No, here you’ll find all sorts of advice about how to chop off someone else’s head if you need to; much more useful.”

“It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them.”

“having your annual ‘everyone thinks [your muse’s name] is a lunatic’ meeting, are you? “

“Sometimes,they’re even supposed to blow up.”

“What he needs now is to love and have that love returned.”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things, you won’t like it."

marry me and stay with me and never leave me, for I cannot bear another day of my life to go by that does not have you in it.”

You are not the last dream of my soul.You are the first dream, the only dream I ever was unable to stop myself from dreaming. You are the first dream of my soul, and from that dream I hope will come all other dreams, a lifetime’s worth.”

Was there ever a more beautiful sound than your name? To speak it aloud makes my heart ring like a bell. Strange to imagine that, isn’t it – a heart ringing – but when you touch me that is what it is like: as if my heart is ringing in my chest and the sound shivers down my veins and splinters my bones with joy.”

“Dear God, I thought she was marrying your brother. I take it all back.”

“Do you even care where I’m going? What if I were going to hell?”

‘Was that before or after he tried to eat you?'”

“I hurt everyone but you. I never meant to hurt you.”

“Probably all poisoned by parsnips,”

“You made me want more than that. You showed me I was only ever cursed because I had chosen to believe myself so. You told me there was possibility, meaning. And now you would turn your back on what you created.”

"Nice place to live, isn’t it? Let’s hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two …”

The touch was like white fire through his veins. He could not feel her skin only the cloth of her gloves, and yet it did not matter. You kindled me, heap of ashes that I am, into fire. He had wondered once why love was always phrased in terms of burning. The conflagration in his own veins, now, gave the answer.”

“Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.”

Wherever we are, we are as one”

“What are you doing following me around the back streets of London, you little idiot?”

“I suppose it would depend on whether they cut me a part of the profit.”

“What I do know is that if we are born again, I will meet you in another life, and if there is a river, you will wait on the shores for me to come to you, so that we can cross together.”

“I had such plans for the evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower-selling child who asked me for two-pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me.”

“What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe hoffwn i fod mor feddw, fyddai ddim yn cofio fy enw.”

“It means ‘I wish to get so drunk I no longer remember my own name,’ Quite useful.”

he loved like few ever could love, with all and everything. I see you are like that too; it burns more brightly in you than the fire of Heaven”

“Dw i'n dy garu di am byth,” [I love you. Always.]

“Your honorable father has been impugned. Attack, attack!”

“Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,

“I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.”

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Camille O'connell Quote Rp Meme

- Cami is canonically bisexual just as the lovely actress who portrayed her- Leah Pipes-some quotes are slightly edited for rp purposes. feel free to change pronouns as well

“You are the architect of your own unhappiness.”

“Booze and board games… sounds like heaven.”

“You have lived long enough to never tell a woman that she looks tired.”

“Oh shut up, I am so mad at you that I can hardly speak.”

“Because against every ounce of my better judgement and my sanity and my common sense, turns out I have complicated feelings for a monster.”

“Love will make you strong. It will make you the man that I know you want to be, and you have to remember that because I won’t be here to remind you.”

“It never gets old for you guys. your like a dog with a bone.”

“I came through the front door. You appeared through the window like a creeper.”

“is there anyone not plotting your downfall? I doubt you would trust your own reflection.”

“Excuse me, if I have to drink something to get through the killing.”

“I know why I am here. For someone to hear your side.”

“So be a good little boy and get back into bed.”

“Don’t do that crooked smile thing. i haven’t seen you for months and then you show up..”

“I realized that all my saddness was swallowing me up… and I couldn’t let them.”

“Is she right? Do you see me as some fragil thing to keep behind glass?”

“Bartender with a grad degree in therapy- I know a bit of an oxymoron.”

“somethings not right. I just can’t figure it out.”

“I don’t know who you are, but if you have a problem with me. Let them go.”

“You are such a coward. This isn’t about me.”

“This is my time. You steal it from me.”

“I am beginning to think your sister is a bitch.”

“You are to scared to trust.”

“Has it ever occured to you that I am less interested in fixing your problems than I am at swallowing my own.”

“This is not about you. This is about me. And who I am.”

“You are not annoyed me. you are angry at yourself for getting us into a mess.”

“But today you saved someone who doesn’t mean a thing to you, why?”

“We are called therapists these days. And you could do with some couch time.”

“All of your violence is pointless.”

“what if someday his demons become mine too.”

“Who is this dirt bag eyeing me like a lack of lamb? Old friend?”

“I would step in front of a bus before I let your mother control my body.”

“I really don’t have another tomorrow do I?”

“I wanted to be brave, I wanted to handle this with dignity, but I can’t. I don’t want to go, I’m so scared.”

“I guess that makes me immortal.”

“You won’t kill me while the sun is still out.”

My mom said beer wasn’t lady like so I learned to love it as an act of rebellion”

“I need to feel that pain. Without it, I feel broken. Empty. Like there is someone to blame and I’m letting them get away with it”

“No one can control you unless you let them.”

“You don’t get to delete the details that annoy you. If you love something you have to accept the good with the bad.”

“Maybe we just do the best we can and never give up.”

“My sanity is not a joke.”

Oh goodie, the mystical knife of ludicrous torment. Glad that’s still around.“

“Oh than you served your purpose don’t let me hold you up.”

“It sounds like booze.. do we have anymore booze?”

“Some people don’t want to be saved.”

“I always imagined that having a woman’s mouth on my kneck would be a lot more erotic.”

“Look at you repeating the cycles of destructions again.”

“This is my time. You steal it from you.”

“You are a scared little kid convinced he will be tossed aside the second he isn’t needed.”

“Don’t patronize me.”

“He’s charming, sexy, confident, incredibly hot. Let’s be honest, he’s a bad guy just like you.”

“Would a laptop kill you?”

“No one is taking that away from me.”

“No I am just getting started.”

“I don’t think you want to hurt me. See he is the most ruthless man in all of history- and he kind of likes me.”

“I don’t know how but I will undo whatever the hell you have done to me.”

“You know I have a black belt in karate.”

“I think I am a pretty good drunk.”

"I know your heart. You’re so much better than this.”

Because love will make you strong. It will make you the man I know you want to be. And you’re going to have to remember that.. because I won’t be here to remind you.”

“whoever is out there, make yourself known or I will gouge out your eyes.”

“Every artist has a story you know. He’s angry. Dark. Doesn’t feel safe and doesn’t know what to do about it. He wishes he can control his demons instead of having his demons control him. He’s lost. Alone. Or…maybe he just drank too much tonight. Sorry, overzealous psych major.”

“Oh lovely, than instead of hating you darkness, she will become a monster herself by example.”

“I came here because you need me. You needed me to tell you that this is not you.”

“I know you are hurt, but please listen to me, you are better than this.”

“ Am I supposed to fear you too?”

“There is more to life than the pain that they made you feel.”

“There are good things and you need to see that too.”

“If it not for that, someone else would be standing here.”

We were bonded our whole lives. And I know… know he didn’t just snap. And I need to know who did this, and I need to make this right. No, no don’t take this away from me.”

“I was never naive enough to think that I was your light, but there is light in you. All that anger, the cycle of abuse that your father began, you can end it. You have to, so you can be the light for your little girl. “

“You know, sometimes I ask myself why I let people like him into my life. I have this destructive pattern. I’m always drawn to the bad boys. Maybe deep down, I feel like that’s what I deserve.”

“This is a city of death, fires, floods. To say nothing of the violence we do to each other. We may laissez les bon temps rouler, but really we’ve turned life into one big party to distract ourselves from a single, unavoidable truth: We’re all going to die.”

“I took a beer bottle and smashed it in his face.”

People are not awful. They want to be good. Something makes them bad, makes them snap. There are always signs. Symptoms before someone has a psychotic break.”

It’s an ancient mystical plot that I am using to destroy you.”

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Lizzie Saltzman Quote Rp Meme

I’ve got a lot of secs…I mean time.”

“I’m trying to rise above it so let me freaking rise.”

“Did she who must not be named just fat shame me?”

“Are we poor?”

“That is why I have decided to permantly release my inner bitch.”

“If you hurry, you can catch up with blair bitch and tongue chum her again.”

“Distracted during a monoluge, classic villain mistake.”

“For the record, this selfless act of heroicism fully cancels out my previous dodgy behavior.”

“I just have this feeling that everything is going to work out just fine.”

“Only a threat to those dumb enough not to fall in line.”

“Great luck sending jimminy cricket after me.”

“”Aparently not long enough to think of something clever to say.”

“Fifty shades me.”

“This sentient jar of artisinal maynoaise.”

“Don’t worry. I will just ask him about star wars and he will talk the whole time.”

“This is a nergasm, not a plan.”

“If I am destined to die in my prime, at least let it be in a blaze of heroes glory.”

“I know that I am great, but everyone else- terrible.”

“I spent a lot of time bettering myself over the summer and I am gonna need you all to rise to my level.”

“This is terrible news. It’s freaking fall not winter. What am I gonna wear?”

“I’ve always wanted to be apart of a power couple.”

“I’m mad at the world and you just happen to be in it.”

“Thanks a lot. Way to ruin life for the rest of us.”

“One word. one word and I could burn her perky little boobs to ash.”

“We aren’t in the prison yard, ass hat.”

“Would you like to be the robin to my batwoman?”

“You’re fine. Just a little- Slutty.”

“We are gonna suck?”

“Anything to keep me from picturing my sister’s tragic visit to the shire.”

“Sometimes, she was just tired or having a bad day or whatever.”

“I just want to soak in this gold moment when we thought that your plan would work.”

“You are pagent pretty, reasonable well spoken and the added benefit of being an orphan.”

“It’s effective, but her methods- quaint.”

“Screw this world.”

“Well, in that case, screw personal growth.”

“I’m sorry. We can’t all be born with resting pouty face.”

“We get it you came back. Now, disapear again.”

I fancy sex with you. The jury’s out on all the rest.”

“For the love of frodo, go rescue your hobbit. We will muddle through.”

“I’m a taste maker. An influencer. people don’t know what they want til I tell them they want it.”

“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that on a poster at the dentist’s.”

“New plan. The gloves are off. Let’s burn these bitches to the ground. We’re going to give these townies a taste of what we’re really made of.”

“No one has been better off without you.”

“And we don’t exist for just one boy.”

“This is an honor. It’s so nice to know that you all love me as much as I love myself.”

“Epic former frenemy reunion is going to have to wait.”

“A mission for a hero and her league of- whatever.”

“In order to conquer, we had to divide.”

“i thought you would have wanted to spend the day canoodling with your hipster boyfriend.”

Ew. Wait, that leaves me with High-and-Mighty Granger. Like Hermione Granger, but just more stuck-up?”

“You only get one chance to make a good first impression, and you don’t want to be the girl that wears a uniform to a school that doesn’t have uniforms.”

“That wreath can’t go there. That is where the doves are being released which is after the video, remember?”

“Oh god, he has got you speaking nerd.”

“I’m getting back to me. I am who I am.”

“If you would be happy to be my date to my birthday on Friday.”

“Do I look pretty when I play quarterback?”

“You are not friends. Your just a montage.”

“I’m not worried about losing the election. I’m worried about what I’m going to wear to my victory rally. The outfit makes the speech.”

“No, I am not a virgin.”

“Oh god, that was my inside voice.”

“For once, your weird relationship with my dad is paying off.”

“You cannot leave me alone with just her for company.”

“I was making an entrance mop head.”

“If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right next to you.”

“No, I am right on time to kick your ass.”

“On a scale from horrific to apocalyptic, a 12.”

“That is such a move.”

“I am nosey, in like a charming way.”

“Do I look like a nerd?”

“nothing that you and I will be proud of.”

“It’s hero time.”

“Nu-uh, we are all good.”

“Are you seriously telling me that I am going to die because I become a better person?”

“on the bright side, we are all happy that you are single.”

“I don’t do trash.”

“I should have said this earlier but black isn’t your color.”

“No wonder you had a thing for me.”

“Is it because I am prettier than you?”

“It’s so much less impressive when you give the hero speeches.”

“Oh god, I am having an episode again.”

“I did. I do. Also- I am incredibly turned on by him.”

“I prefer to die with dignity.”

“Unchain me, and maybe I will tell you. You thrift store hobbit.”

“Trust me, no one thinks that.”

“We are about to die. Figure something out.”

“I’m unique and special and for some reason I am angry at the world because of it.”

“Good morning… more like despair.”

“I care that instead of being welcomed at the airport, we were stuck taking a shuttle that smelled like a sewer for three hours.”

“See the new you is so snarky.”

“Be surprised quitely.”

“So buckle up. We are in this tell the bitter end.”

“It’s okay. Just let it out the real way. Like you have needed too all this time.”

“All good things, I hope.”

“What is with the performance anxiety?”

“Why? I am wearing polyester.”

“Who is this trollop?”

“When I said that I wanted to hang out, this is not what I had in mind.”

“This is the definition of girl power. I am proud of us.”

“If you tell anyone else this, I will deny it, but I am glad you are back.”

“WIth global warming, I might never see the florida keys because of you.”

“who better to put a touching memorial to me than me?”

“That hair, that shirt… oh, I see you have a point there.”

“We are airy clouds flying high above a tuburlant sea of teenage drama.”

“He is hot and crazy and the language barrier would make it hard to communicate. Just how I like it.”

“Why are you carrying a sword?”

“Sorry, I think.”

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Jace Lightwood Wayland Herondale Quote Rp Meme

I don't want to be a man,I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."

Don’t touch my weapons without my permission."

You love each other-anyone can see that, looking at you- that kind of love that could burn the world down or raise it in glory.”

When you love someone, you dont have a choice. Love takes away your choices.”

There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it.”

“Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y.”

If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat.”

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it is for the conceited like me.” “

I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone ‘he was heterosexual and had low expectations.’”

“It’s a pretty wet parade already.”

It means Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'

You would do anything to save him, whatever it cost you, whatever you might owe to Hell or Heaven, would you not?”

That does it,I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas.”

If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you would have been dead as a child.”

Dear God . . . the dread hour is nigh.”

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially the unrequited kind.”

“To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be destroyed.”

Don’t want him, don’t go with him. Be with me. Want me. Stay with me. I don’t know how to be without you.”

“Have a little faith.”

“To love is a contradiction.”

My hair is naturally blonde… Just for the record”

I guess it's true what they say, there are no straight men in the trenches."

Love is the most powerful force in the world. Love can do anything.”

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you what you want if you ask nicely.”

Just kissing? How quickly you dismiss our love.”

Keeping your clothes on? I could say I wouldn’t look but that would be a lie.”

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”

I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe that it doesn’t apply to me.”

'It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.'

It will bring you light even among the darkest shadows of this world.

It's just this one night. In the grand scheme of things, how much can this one night matter?"

Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"

Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.”

If I wanted to lie on a couch and

complain to someone about my parents, I’d hire a psychiatrist.”

My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer.”

I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd everywhere.”

It doesn’t change what we are to each other. It’s like there’s always been a piece of my soul missing, and it’s inside you”

It’s me,Watching me play scrabble often makes women swoon. Imagine if I put in an effort.”

I'm not unhappy,Only people without a purpose are unhappy. I’ve got a purpose.”

I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with you and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life.”

I love you,and I will love you until I die,and if there's a life after that,I'll love you then.”

Have you fallen in love with wrong person yet?”

We are meant to protect each other, but not from everything. Not from

the truth. That’s what it means to love someone but let them be themselves.

and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him, too."

"Theoretically the planet can crack in half, leaving me on one side and you on the other side, forever and tragically parted, but I'm not worried about that, either. Some things are just too unlikely to dwell upon.

Do you remember at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?"

"You want to kiss me, don’t you?”

You could have had anything else in the world and you chose me.”

Code names?I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”

Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."

“I got the wrong window at first. Gave your friend in the next cell something of a shock. Attractive fellow, what with the beard and the rags. Kind of reminds me of the street folk back home.”

"Neither does this,but I don't care. I'm sick of trying to pretend I can live without you. Don't you understand that? Can't you see it's killing me?”

“I hate brooklyn.”

Are you sure? Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.”

You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. “

“Because you’re lying to me. And you’re lying to yourself.”

“That you seem to be dating my dad?You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal,whereas pasta is rarely fatal.”

"I like anyone killing things, especially me."

I should have warned her about your habit of never doing what your told.”

You do seem obsessed with my look…Could it be that you're attracted to me?"

"I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?”

“I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.”

"You may be right,I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.”

I've always known that about you. I don't know why I had to fall in love with someone who's more stubborn than I am.”

Nobody should get nothing on their birthday. Birthdays should be special.”

I wasn't planning to.I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."

"Exactly. Despite my staggering good looks , you actually don't like me that way.”

But God knows, I don't want anyone but you. I don’t want to want anyone but you.”

"I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this,It's becoming embarrassing."

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”

"You don't like 'hotstuff'? You think 'sweet cheeks' might be better? "Love crumpet'? Really? That last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically my family is British-“

I could point out that that's not a dress, that's underwear, but I doubt it would be in my best interest."

He could bring a six-foot tall pink rabbit in a bikini back home with him if he wanted to. It’s not my business. But if you’re asking me if I’ve brought any girls back here, the answer is no. I don’t want anybody but you.”

"Well, aside from mine, of course,And I'm sure my blood is fan-tastic.”

There might be a God, and there might be none, but we are all on our own.”

“Because I’m tiny, blonde, and look good in pigtails? “

Despite everything, I can’t bear the thought of this ring being lost forever, any more than I can bear the thought of leaving you forever. And though I have no choice about the one, at least I can choose about the other.”

If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliche?”

"You're not happy to see me, then? I have to say, I'm surprised. I've always been told my presence brightened up any room. One might think that went doubly for dank underground cells.”

Sometimes I dream you're gone,I keep wondering when you'll figure out how much better you could do and leave me.”

My eyes are usually described as golden… and luminous.”

Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.”

I can’t believe he took you to an actual restaurant. I assumed his idea of a date would be making you watch him play World of Warcraft with his nerd friends.”

Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie.”

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