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‘how do i interact with you’
write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me
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Base Code #03. The Banshee
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After almost a year, I bring you, my third base code~ mostly for roleplay blog purposes.
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CODE 01
Contained theme with gradient faded posts
Includes pop up pages with customizable background
Tabbed pop ups for about, rules and verses pages.
Custom styled bonds and verses pages installed.
Divider image between posts
Fixed sidebar with description & navigation links
Fully customizable post size & position
All post types instantly adjust to designated post width.
CODE 02
Editable from the basic tumblr theme editor, without needing to go into the html / coding area.
No pop up links
No custom installed pages
Everything else is the same
BACKGROUND TEMPLATE PSD — POP UP TEMPLATE PSD
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Hey, so just wanted to add something: BENEVOLENT SEXISM IS STILL SEXISM. Acting like it’s misogynistic to hate an emotionally (AND PHYSICALLY, THANK YOU) abusive person is NOT misogyny. Acting like a woman is exempt from being hated for being an awful person is misogyny. Fix yourselves.
Sincerely, A student of anthropology and sociology who actually understands these things on an academic level.
people really out here in the tag saying hating jessica but liking martin is misogynistic!! nah pal, it’s just that martin is upfront about what a shitty person is and jessica acts all saintly and like she’s the perfect mother who can do no wrong. PLUS, I BET MARTIN NEVER HIT MALCOLM SO?
#|{ Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest }|#FUCKING CHRIST STOP THIS SHIT#Don't fucking be like Michael Moore who insisted that women have never done anything wrong ever#I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE WITH A 101 LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING ACTING LIKE EXPERTS GODDAMN
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HEY I’M HERE, I’M QUEER, I HAVE EXISTENTIAL FEAR!!! :D
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vulgar words sentence starters
1) “FUCK!”
2) “This is bullshit!”
3) “Well fuck you too!”
4) “Go fuck yourself and then bury yourself a damn grave”
5) “Leave me the fuck alone.”
6) “You’re a cunt.”
7) “Has anyone ever told you that you look like a piece of shit?”
8) “You’re a real work of art–a shitty display.”
9) “Are your family all fucking stupid or is it just you?”
10) “No one fucking cares!”
11) “You’re a bitch and it’s not a compliment.”
12) “You’re a bigger bitch than my mom.”
13) “Bastard.”
14) “What the shit is this?”
15) “Little bitch.”
16) “I rather eat dog shit than having to look at your bitchy face for another second.”
17) “Is that the best you can fucking do?”
18) “Once a bitch, always a bitch.”
19) “I won’t hesitate to blow your goddamn fucking brains out.”
20) “It’s really fucking funny you think you can hurt me because I am much fucking worse than you think.”
21) “You’re not cute, you’re just being a goddamn fucking asshole right now.”
22) “If I can have the entire day to list how fucking terrible you are, I would.”
23) “A stands for Asshole. B stands for Bitch. C stands for Cunt. You know what they have in common? It’s all you.”
24) “Love you too, shithead.”
25) “Sometime I don’t even know why I even fucking bother.”
26) “I’m going to make you cum shit by shoving my entire goddamn arm up in your ass if you keep talking to me.”
27) “I see you got both of your parents’ traits: your mother’s bitchy personality and your father’s cunt-looking face.”
28) “I will make you eat your own shit.”
29) “Bring it on, asshole.”
30) “At the end, aren’t we all bitches?”
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xragaire:

“Always.” Gabriel laughed, punching her back in the shoulder lightly. “I eat so much candy I practically secrete sugar. Since I took over leadin’ heaven - I’ve been eatin’ even more to offset the stress.”
“You know, if you ever need a helpin’ hand you can just say the word. I mean, maybe I can’t do the BIG stuff, but I can help with some of it.” Somehow, Grace managed to keep the hint of worry that nagged at the back of her mind out of her voice. It was a lot of responsibility, running heaven, and she didn’t want him to burn out. “And you know you can delegate shit, too. Let the others step in once in a while.”
#xragaire#|| Angelic hell on wheels {ch; Gracie} ||#|| An angel's face and a trickster's heart {ch; Gabriel} ||#v; tbn
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“Sure it can, Frank. You renovate your house completely an’ move shit around, it’s both new an’ improved.” Steph chuckled.
“Semantics. It’s new material, yeah, but it’s the same structure. Like if you get work done. You’re still the same you, but with a little lift or somethin’.” If it wasn’t for that damned commercial about that damned TV, Steph would’ve been spared this whole pointless argument, but Frank had been annoyed all day, and she just so happened to catch him at the peak.
#xragaire#|| Heart of gold with hands of stone {ch; Frank Castle} ||#|| Lady Liberty herself {ch; Steph Rogers} ||#v; tbn
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thepocketqueer:

“Always.” Shane chuckled. He was nothing short of trouble, truth be told - and he knew it. “And you? How have you been?”
“Doin’ well. I was just visitin’ a senator, not that he’d a’ known. Mighta published some pictures a’ him an’ his mistress havin’ a go at each other behind his wife’s back.” She smiled wickedly, winking at him as she took a nibble from the pastry he’d put alongside the milk. “S’actually the one who was givin’ yer dad all that trouble. Thought he deserved the help since he helped bring such a fine young man into the world.”
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“We’re all okay, kiddo.” Frank squeezed his hand, relief washing over him like a tidal wave. The doctors had been cautiously optimistic, emphasis on cautiously. Leo had taken a good amount of damage in the attack on their family, second only to Frank, and it was touch and go for a while. But hearing his voice, seeing his eyes focusing, it was the biggest comfort he could’ve asked for.
“Frankie an’ Lisa are on the mend, an’ your mom’s okay. She’s up with ‘em right now, they’re havin’ lunch together.” He leaned over the bed to kiss Leo’s forehead. “Now you, on the other hand...well, you’re recoverin’ alright, but you scared us witless...and saved your sister and brother.” His expression softened as he sat back down. “You’re a hero, Leo. Docs say that mom, Lisa an’ Frankie wouldn’t have made it without you helpin’ me keep ‘em safe.”
[ @xairneanach ]

He’d had to be kept sedated while his parents were with Frankie and Lisa - who were in other parts of the pediactric wing. Leo didn’t mind that, truth be told - and the sedatives helped keep the anxiety at bay that felt like it would shoot his heart right out of his chest otherwise.
But, now that his father was able to stay with him - the sedatives weren’t necessary. Having dozed off, he stirred a bit and slipped his hand into his father’s. “How’re Frankie and Lisa?” He asked his father hoarsely, tugging on his hand a little. “How’s Mama?”
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“Yeah...why’s it called new an’ improved when they redo somethin’? It can’t be new and improved.”
[ @xairneanach ]

“Penny for your thoughts, Castle?”
#|| Lady Liberty herself {ch; Steph Rogers} ||#|| Heart of gold with hands of stone {ch; Frank Castle} ||#v; tbn#//I'M SORRY he's a grumpy fucker xD#xragaire
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With footsteps light as a breeze on the grass, she stepped into sight. “ ‘Lo, Shane. Thanks fer th’offerin’, s’much appreciated.” Aoife skipped over to sip at the milk he’d put out and sat on the stoop. “How’s m’fav’rite human, then? Gettin’ inta all sorts a’ trouble, are ya?”
[ @xairneanach ]

Shane had just put out his offering for the night - something he never failed to do as he was very superstitious when it came to faeries - when he saw movement in the garden he maintained. “Hello, Aoife.” He greeted with a smile.
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“Uh. Rude.” The look of mock offense she wore lasted all of a second before she grinned from ear to ear. “Not bad, buttmunch.” Grace punched her brother’s shoulder lightly. “How ‘bout yourself? Been overloading on sugar again?”
[ @xairneanach ]

“Hey, squirt.” He mussed up his sister’s hair. “How you been?”
#|| Angelic hell on wheels {ch; Gracie} ||#|| An angel's face and a trickster's heart {ch; Gabriel} ||#v; tbn#xragaire
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RULES : TAG FOLLOWERS YOU WANT TO KNOW BETTER !
TAGGED BY: @thereforall TAGGING: whoever wants to do the thing!
NAME: Finn STAR SIGN: Virgo HEIGHT: 5′0″ I AM A HOBBIT Y’ALL WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Taran PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?
(I mostly listen to Spotify so this is from my most played list)
“Hymn for the Weekend” - Coldplay
“Comics” - Caravan Palace
“Brokenhearted” - Karmin
“Midnight City” - M83
“Needing/Getting” - OK Go
“Steady As She Goes” - The Raconteurs
EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? Yep, back in high school and it was fucking cringeworthy, bc it was from this dude who was OBSESSED with Gundam Wing and I am still embarrassed for him. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? Yesterday while listening to Kaleo, and I played my actual guitar last week. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? Laverne Cox, Rosario Dawson, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, and Rachel McAdams. I love them all too much. WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE? My favorite sound is when there’s fresh snow and you go tromping through it and hear that cronch sound. My least favorite is people chewing and I’ve thrown my headphones off when that comes up in a show or movie -shudders- just NO. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? Yes. I’ve walked through Gettysburg, which is basically a massive graveyard, and I’ve felt and heard things that can’t be explained through any natural means. HOW ABOUT ALIENS? Okay, so PREPARE FOR AN INCOMING RANT!!! We are but one planet in the galaxy, and each star in our galaxy has at LEAST one planet. There are 100 BILLION stars in the Milky Way alone. When you consider there are BILLIONS OF GALAXIES in the universe, the statistical probability of us being alone in the universe is basically 0. Now, do I think there’s other life in our galaxy? I’m not sure. When you take into account astronomical phenomena such as supernovae, gamma ray bursts and the like, it’s possible that life doesn’t exist here in this galaxy. But there’s definitely other life in the universe and to think otherwise is narcissistic. DO YOU DRIVE? I don’t drive, mostly because I’ve had two very traumatic accidents and my anxiety and fibro fog make it impossible for me to feel comfortable driving right now. IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? I have. Once was when I was a passenger and someone hit the passenger’s side of the vehicle I was in, and I got a concussion. The other one was when I was driving. Some asshole came around a blind curve in a goddamn Chevy Nova, SHEARED THE FRONT END of my Buick LeSabre off to the FUCKING ENGINE BLOCK, skidded a good 50 yards AFTER HE HIT ME, and he had a child who’d just come from a children’s hospital to have their shunt changed because the child had hydrocephaly. I was held at fault bc I was 17 and on a permit at the time, and of course the cop didn’t want to believe me. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? The Crashers by Magen Cubed. DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? No. It reminds me of my jackass ex. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? "The Life and Death of Marsha P. Johnson”. IT’s my fav documentary. WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? That time I broke both my wrists right at the start of the summer before 6th grade. I was riding my bike, tried to hop up onto a sidewalk from a grassy area. My front wheel made it, my back wheel didn’t, I flipped off the bike and apparently did a cartwheel??? According to my friend who was there, and both my wrists were broken, but I didn’t know about the left one being broken until the ortho I saw showed me how he was going to set the right wrist by demonstrating on the left. I nearly jumped off the table, I DID kick a nurse on accident, and I had to get them both set without a local because needles have always scared the shit out of me. DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? ...It’s me so YEP! XD Space (which is a constant), electroswing, anthropology (holy shit I love it so much), Overwatch, Warframe, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG?Other than my abusive exes, there’s my 8th grade bio teacher who said I must’ve plagiarized a paper because I used the word amalgamation and “that word is too advanced for an 8th grader!” This isn’t a brag, but the fact is that I was reading at a 12th grade level in 8th grade and JUST BECAUSE A KID IS SMART DOESN’T MEAN THEY’VE PLAGIARIZED SOMETHING, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. IN A RELATIONSHIP? Yep! I’m lucky to be able to call @thepocketqueer my partner ^3^
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Rachel McAdams
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