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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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As a request, maybe a Jonathan Crane? Or do you not really do other rogues? Thanks for reading, whatever the outcome.

Sometime I draw other gotham villains but the quality isn’t always enough to post here😂 and I like LOBO in DC villains besides the Joker, but is he a villain or …anti-hero…?

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my brain: hey girl do you think you slipped into the habit of maladaptive daydreaming as a child and continued as an adult because you were so incredibly lonely all the time even while surrounded by others due to your then undiagnosed autism and anxiety disorders :)

me, in the middle of a maladaptive daydream and not paying attention: huh

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you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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[ + bonus ] 

Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth competing for the sass master of the year award in Harley Quinn: The Animated Series 2x05

 ↳ why can’t batman be back? seems to me, the city’s protector should be able to put his sockie-poos on his feetsies. what did you guys fight over? who get’s the last scone?

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Old men~

Commission for @/marrieart on Twitter

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Yeah we gave your boyfriend a book containing an eldritch god and he opened it. Yeah sorry he's in a homoerotic relationship with his eyes. It can't be reversed. Sorry

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Rainwater, John Grade

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torture

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Galata Tower by aliemreguven.

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*cuts up strawberries and shares them with you

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