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Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

Here are Taylor's gayest high school MySpace posts, mostly targeted at her friend Kelsey M., and a cheerleader 2 grades ahead of her named Lacey J. (and Lacey's boyfriend, Taylor J.).

September 3, 2005

“I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmnnn m——-.

haha. end of story.”

September 6, 2005

“LACEY LACEY LACEY

I’m in love with you.

There’s just no other way around it.

hehe”

September 10, 2005

“Pretty girl.

I could walk twenty feet and knock on your door and ask you how you’ve been…

But I think I’ll just sit here and type it.

Tell me how you’ve been, child.

taylor”

September 11, 2005

I have the same name as your boyfriend.

Therefore I am better than everyone and you should like me more.

taylor”

September 18, 2005

“Kelsey’s awesome.

And got best smile.**

And should have gotten best everything else.

Hahah

iloveyou”

**(Tied Together With A Smile tease- Kelsey won best smile, I would assume in some kind of pageant? Idk where else you'd be given a prize for "best smile").

October 12, 2005

“Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of shelby.

Her boobs look AMAZING.

hahahahahahaha”

November 6, 2005

“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.

Just a friendly reminder.

<3”

November 26, 2005

“My darling.

18 days til I get my license and I think we’re going to have to go out in the hummer and shoot people we hate with a paintball gun out the passenger side window.

Abigail and I have been planning this for a while.

You should totally come.

We hear you have good aim.

lovelovelove

-T-”

(For context, I'm assuming "my darling" is directed at Kelsey because she mentioned doing this with Kelsey and Abigail in the past in GAC Shortcuts 2006)

A notable excerpt:

December 4, 2005

"I don't want what I can get (boys?)

I fucked up what i had so i shouldn't want it

I want what doesn't want me" (girls?)

December 28, 2005

“Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over..

I’m still quite obsessed with you.**

haha fuck sewing machines.

lovelovelove

-T-”

**(This is a reference to the September 3, 2005 "I am obsessed with you" post about the big white van)

December 28, 2005

“WOW I LOVE YOUR PICTURES

(i haven’t been on here in a while and technology alone fascinates me)

Hey I love you and now I know exactly where your house is, and also that Grant plays guitar? Yes, he does.

Why?

Because he’s Grant Motherfucking W—-. That’s why.

We’re hanging out New Years and I’m driving the Hummer and it will be amazing.

-T-

PS: Hi, Kelsey’s mom!”

(SHE DROVE A HUMMER?? GIRLIE...)

December 29, 2005

“Lil’ Kels.

hahahahhaha

I looove love love your new pictures. You are pretty.

You’re right.. you better watch out.

Because I do what I want.

-T-”

January 8, 2006

“My name is Taylor, I am not clingy, I do not want a boyfriend.

I do not show signs of wanting a boyfriend.

I do not make hints leading on to the fact that I may want a boyfriend.

So how, tell me, on EARTH is it possible for someone to confuse this issue and IGNORE me because:

they don’t want a girlfriend.

(%(*..)%((IOJENTI..OWI$...)WO

-T-”

April 23, 2006

[3 sophomore year prom pictures with Kelsey M.]

“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”

April 24, 2006

“Lyrics we live by:

And it hurts to want everything 

and nothing at the same time

I want what’s your and i

want what’s mine

I want YOU, but I’m not

giving in this time.

haha

i love you

you’re really pretty.

-T-”

April 30, 2006

“Kelsey.

I love you and I’m sorry about all the “distance”.

Distance = stupid and unnecessary.

Dude. The truth is, i miss you. Starbucks tomorrow?”

Bonus:

“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abigails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHAHA. (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow. I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."

Click here for all non-Gaylor MySpace posts from that era

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Red Flags

CO-WRITTEN WITH @thirstworldproblemss

Pairing: Steven Grant x female reader (hints of Marc Spector x female reader)

Summary: Sweet as he is, dating Steven means you have to be willing to ignore a few red flags along the way.

Or alternatively: You get to use that ankle restraint on Steven and sit on his beautiful face.

Rating: really fucking explicit

Warning/content: will cause unrealistic sex expectations, bondage/restraints, cunnilingus (face sitting), safe sex; unsafe relationship choices.

Word Count: 9.2k (ahahahah please don’t look at me)

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The warning signs were written all over him like a marquee outside a theatre, lit up in gold and bright flashing red neon. 

On the first date you were supposed to have, he stood you up, only to call you four days later on a Wednesday night. Closer to midnight than dinnertime, oblivious and confused and asking where you were with a slight panic in his voice. 

“Date’s tonight, yeah? Saturday at seven?”

Un-fucking-believable. 

继续阅读

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so，when the day comes，should i listen down in order，or i just，listen track7 track10 track18 first，just cuz everytime i listen albums in order i didnt like the second half of them as much as the first.@taylorswift and also thank you to add extra 2 sth in Lover for Chinese fans，we love you so so so much.

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I dont care，i hear “Friends”in the lyrics of The Archer，and plus the EW magazine before，according to her cute intelligent brain，im looking forward to it.😎（She used to say She would name one of her cats Monica but She never does it.）

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Ive deleted one of my so-called friends who claimed that our queen's new single is mediocre.There are always some people who are trying to take her down in the dark.SHAME ON YOU.🎯LOVE THE ARCHER.AND TS IS THE BEST.

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